Author's Note:
This takes place in South Park, around the same time as tenth season. It is loosely based on the episode where Ms. Garrison tries to get gay marriage banned because Mr. Slave wouldn't got out with her anymore. And there will be some spoilers for the last book.
Cast:
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third is Stan Marsh
Fishlegs No-Name is Kyle Broflovski
Snotface Snotlout is Eric Cartman
Camicazi is Wendy Testaburger
Ruffnut Thorston is Bebe Stevens
Gobber is Ms. Garrison
Alvin the Treacherous is Randy Marsh
Excellinor is Sheila Broflovski
This casting's relationships are more like the ones in the How to Train Your Dragon universe (leans more towards their book characterization), than the South Park one (like Alvin being Excellinor's son).These casting are mostly who they channel most, not for relationships.
Part 1
Gobber's relationship with his boyfriend was going into a nosedive. It has been like that for a few months and they finally broke up. He was so mad and jealous at the fact that his boyfriend already had a new relationship and were even talking about getting married. He knew that gay marriage may get legalized in Colorado, the state where he lives in, and it was up to a vote. His idea on how to stop it was to create a bogus study with his class, using the classic egg parenting project for his then turned to the class and then started talking, not realizing or caring that he was interrupting his student's conversions about their day and what was good on TV last night, "Okay class, today we are going to start a group project."
The whole class groaned out loud because the group project, just like a stereotypical classroom reaction. Ruffnut and Tuffnut were even giggling at anything that sounded dirty or violent, just like a many of a classmate in middle or high school. Hiccup and Fishlegs turned to each other, signalling to each other with simple hand motions if they wanted to be partners for this project. Of course, since they were best friends, they already knew the answer, which is yes. The girls in the class were also doing that, but more bluntly than the rest of the boys. The most of boys of the class were acting like they didn't care what partners they got. But they did.
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Gobber was on a roll, and noticed the interactions of his students, so he kept on talking in a very terse but cheerful voice, "Oh no, you lot have been getting into mischief when it comes this things in the past, so I will pick your partners for you. If you guys behave, maybe next time there is a group project, you can pick your own group." That was a big fat lie, even though the class is always acting up, he doesn't truly try to control the class. The real reason why he chose partners is so that he can conduct his "study", and be more able to flub the rest. Gobber continued, "So with all that said and done, you and another person are going to have to take care of a dragon egg for a week. The goal of the project is to teach you how to be a parent."
The girls of the class looked to each other and excitedly whispered to each other, while the boys rolled their eyes at the class. None of them were groaning much about the assigned partnerships, because they felt that they can get away with bloody murder. Hiccup and Fishlegs sighed at the class's reactions, and were internally groaning at the fact that they made have to deal with a bad partner, as with their luck with group projects.
Gobber, in a monotone, almost bored voice, stated, "I will go and post the list for this project. No complaints and don't ask to switch, because you won't be able to." The class dashed to the the front of the class, trying to see if they are partners with someone that they like. The whole class noticed that the list was partnerships of a boy and a girl, besides for Hiccup and Fishlegs. The two best friends looked into the other person's eyes, and sighed and thought what going on his Gobber's thick skull, and they thought they were done with Gobber's crazy and stupid plans.
While the two boys were thinking about this problem, Snotlout saw the joke that was so obvious that it was seen from space, he jerkily called, "Wow, Fishlegs I didn't know you were gay." Snotlout hit the mark with his comment, not at getting under the skins of the classmates he was trying to bully, but what was Gobber's plan to stop the state of Colorado legalizing gay marriage, with a completely horrible study showing that homosexual couples aren't good parents.
Fishlegs snarked back, "We didn't even pick our groups, you dolt." Hiccup also meant to get on Snotlout's case because Snotlout was up to his old tricks antagonizing the two of them. The things that he mostly got Hiccup for was mostly not being a stereotypical Viking, and having a different point of view to solve problems. Snotlout's main things that he got Fishlegs on was he is an orphan and his health problems. But if Snotlout found something that he can easily tease the two of them on, he will.
Snotlout retorted, "Then why did Gobber make you guys the only gay couple." Snotlout looked smug as a pug as he said that. He thought he was at the pinnacle of observation and bullying, but he wasn't at all that.
Hiccup added on, "Maybe he knows that that we will actually complete the assignment unlike you and Ruffnut who will break on the first day." Hiccup was referring to the fact that Snotlout and Ruffnut weren't known to careful with their things.
Gobber decided that was it was time to get the class to move on, and get moving on with the day. He yelled at the class, "Now it's time go back in your seats, and you have to sit next to your partner until the end of the project. I'm going to hand out your dragon eggs right now." Gobber then started to pass out the dragon eggs.
Hiccup, as Gobber was passing out the eggs, turned to his best friend and whispered to tim, "Do you want me to start of with the egg? I have a ton of time today, and I can make sure the egg is safe tonight."
Fishlegs thought about this for a minute, trying to see if his schedule can work for having the egg tomorrow. He figured out that the next day wouldn't be work at all, since his biological father and grandmother may come over, and they are vehemently anti-dragon. They were already mad at the fact that he would rather be raised by a dragon, rather than them. The reason why Fishlegs doesn't want to be with them is he was abandoned by his father when he was born, and they are only interested because of the pain that Hiccup caused when they want to destroy the dragons. Fishlegs was a major part of it, as well and that is how he found out that someone like Darth Vader is his father.
He then turned to Hiccup, and sighed, "I don't think so, since tomorrow is usually the day that Alvin and maybe Excellinor comes to visit." and after a groan from the both of them at the thought of the Treacherous, and then Fishlegs continued, "I would like to lessen the things that we can fight over."
Hiccup ran through some situations in his head, to make sure that the project went as smoothly as possible. He then suggested, "Fishlegs, you can take care of the egg tonight, and we can switch tomorrow. And also we can meet up after school at Stark's Pond to take care of the egg today." Fishlegs nodded his head in agreement, and so the class continued as normal for the class.
Ending Note:
I have posted this on my tumblr, femamerica13. I didn't not steal this story. Please rate and Review. If you have suggestions, please tell me. And if you want to my beta, I would love the help.