AN; Not much to say only that Naruto gets a really weird, awkward, strange, dream when he lays down on a bench and dreams about someone whom he least expected to dream about.
Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto okay? I don't!
Naruto was laying down on a bench after his long day of training. He was really wiped out and needed his rest. He was laying down on his back with his stomach facing up toward the blue cloudless sky, when a very attractive girl passed by him. He caught a glimpse of her and saw that she had short black hair, dark black coal-like eyes and a thin but slightly slender body, except that there was one problem… WHERE WERE THE GIRLS' BOOBS!?!
Naruto blushed, then got up from the bench and stuttered out, "Sa-Sas-Sasuke! Wha-What are you doing here!?!"
Sasuke turned around to face him but didn't say anything. He stood a mere of two feet away from him with a sort of seductive smirk on his lips. Then Naruto blushed even deeper when he realized that Sasuke was wearing a black two-piece bikini.
'Wait! What the hell!?! Why is Sasuke wearing a two-piece bikini that is obviously fit for a girl and not boys!?!' Naruto thought, then he blushed even more when his eyes left Sasuke's body and looked straight at Sasuke's eyes. Both of them held their stare and neither of them spoke nor moved for a long while and unfortunately, with each passing second, Naruto was suddenly getting excited. Which, of course, freaked out the poor blond (note; when using directly to a person, blond is used for males, blonde is used for females.) since Sasuke is his teamate, rival, friend and a guy!! Then, without any warning, Sasuke took a step closer to Naruto, making both of their chests to barely touch, then he started to rub his body against his. Moments later, he began to lick his face too.
Naruto was left speechless as Sasuke was doing all this but for some unexplainable reason, he just couldn't gather enough will power to shove Sasuke off of him. He saw and felt what Sasuke was doing to him and then, if it's even humanly possible for someone to get even redder, Naruto blushed an even brighter red.
An eternity seemed to pass by when Naruto finally yelled out,"Sa-Sasuke! What do you think you're doing!?!" Then he closed his eyes and opened them to see a slobbering dog on top of him wagging his tail and licking his face and, occassionally, jumping up and down. Naruto immediately got up off the bench and began to run crazily in circles, just like when you chop off a chicken's head and put it on it's feet, yelling out, "Ew! I've got dog drool all over my face!!"
He thought,'Why couldn't I just have had another Ramen fantasy dream!?!'
Fin.
Yea well......this is my first story so I hope you guys liked it. Yes it is short, please don't comment on that but I wrote it really quick when I was in class and my favorite best cousin re-edited it for me and uploaded it too. Ja ne! (bye!)