1 Butterflies
A/N: This is the result of 5 weeks without Angel. Pay no attention. If you don't want pure silliness there is a back button someplace on your screen. Don't hesitate to push it.
Cordelia was having the greatest time. Having this much needed vacation was a good idea. But she couldn't help but think about Angel. And Butterflies for some reason.
"Princess, fruit cake?" Groo asked. Yeah you are a big fruit cake, you stupid moron
"Who said that?"
"I did princess. No fruit cake. How about death by chocolate. It's very… tasty." I bet everybody would have fun if you had death by anything
"Okay. I'm just hearing things. This is the result of no work or visions." Cordy told herself. She pointed to one of the desserts on the tray. "What is this one? With the butterflies?"
The waiter smiled. "That's our Butterfly cheesecake."
"Cheese with cake? That sound odd." Groo said. Oh come on this guy is a total idiot. 'Cheese with cake? Un-heard of!' Somebody please remind me why this guy continues to exist.
"Okay! I heard that! Stop making fun of my boyfriend!" Cordy yelled. Everybody, including Groo, stared at her like she was crazy. "I think we need some more time."
The waiter nodded and left the table. The waiter here thinks you're hot. You should go for it. He's better then this loser over here.
Cordy kept her eyes on the floor. "I'm can't hear a thing. I can't hear a thing. I can't here a thing. There is NO voice. I can't hear a thing." She whispered to herself.
"Princess? You can't hear a thing? Do you need to go to the ear doctor?" OMG! You would rather hear this guy then me? I am deeply ashamed. Just get that stupid Butterfly cake and get it over with. The sooner you do the sooner I get to be away from this walking disaster.
Cordelia began to laugh at the voice's comment. She stopped. " No, Groo. I don't need to go to the doctor. Unless I'm going insane."
The waiter came back. "Are you yet ready?"
Yet ready? Okay, I was wrong. Don't end up with this guy. Right now he's just trying way to hard.
"Yes, I would like to get the cheese cake." The waiter smiled and handed her the cake.
"I'm Greg by the way." Ha! Greg?! That's almost worst then Groo!
"I LIKE THE NAME GREG! I'm sorry. I just love your name."
"Th-thank you."
"My name is Groo and she is my princess."
"Heh. That's nice Groo."
"I'm going to go walk into the street because I am a stupid idiot and you should have listened to the voice."
Ha! Did you see that? I was right. What do you think now?
"I know that Groo didn't say that and the only idiot here is you, stupid voice." Cordy said. "Except for maybe Groo."
She stood up and walked out of the restaurant. Groo and Greg followed. But much to her dismay so did the voice. Wow you've got a nice rack.
"I'm ignoring you!"
"I am sorry princess."
"No, not you. The voice."
"Oh."
Silence
"Okay, that's just weird. Sorry 'Snordelia' but I have to dump you." Groo walked away.
Shocked, Cordelia sat down. "I didn't like him anyway. It was kind of creepy how much he looked like Angel."
She grabbed Greg's arm and walked toward her hotel room. My work here is done
A/N: That made NO sense. But as I said that was just the result of no Angel for 5 weeks. But it's coming back on so I'll be okay. No more bad fanfiction attacks for me. No matter how stupid that just was please review. I am a review junky.
A/N: This is the result of 5 weeks without Angel. Pay no attention. If you don't want pure silliness there is a back button someplace on your screen. Don't hesitate to push it.
Cordelia was having the greatest time. Having this much needed vacation was a good idea. But she couldn't help but think about Angel. And Butterflies for some reason.
"Princess, fruit cake?" Groo asked. Yeah you are a big fruit cake, you stupid moron
"Who said that?"
"I did princess. No fruit cake. How about death by chocolate. It's very… tasty." I bet everybody would have fun if you had death by anything
"Okay. I'm just hearing things. This is the result of no work or visions." Cordy told herself. She pointed to one of the desserts on the tray. "What is this one? With the butterflies?"
The waiter smiled. "That's our Butterfly cheesecake."
"Cheese with cake? That sound odd." Groo said. Oh come on this guy is a total idiot. 'Cheese with cake? Un-heard of!' Somebody please remind me why this guy continues to exist.
"Okay! I heard that! Stop making fun of my boyfriend!" Cordy yelled. Everybody, including Groo, stared at her like she was crazy. "I think we need some more time."
The waiter nodded and left the table. The waiter here thinks you're hot. You should go for it. He's better then this loser over here.
Cordy kept her eyes on the floor. "I'm can't hear a thing. I can't hear a thing. I can't here a thing. There is NO voice. I can't hear a thing." She whispered to herself.
"Princess? You can't hear a thing? Do you need to go to the ear doctor?" OMG! You would rather hear this guy then me? I am deeply ashamed. Just get that stupid Butterfly cake and get it over with. The sooner you do the sooner I get to be away from this walking disaster.
Cordelia began to laugh at the voice's comment. She stopped. " No, Groo. I don't need to go to the doctor. Unless I'm going insane."
The waiter came back. "Are you yet ready?"
Yet ready? Okay, I was wrong. Don't end up with this guy. Right now he's just trying way to hard.
"Yes, I would like to get the cheese cake." The waiter smiled and handed her the cake.
"I'm Greg by the way." Ha! Greg?! That's almost worst then Groo!
"I LIKE THE NAME GREG! I'm sorry. I just love your name."
"Th-thank you."
"My name is Groo and she is my princess."
"Heh. That's nice Groo."
"I'm going to go walk into the street because I am a stupid idiot and you should have listened to the voice."
Ha! Did you see that? I was right. What do you think now?
"I know that Groo didn't say that and the only idiot here is you, stupid voice." Cordy said. "Except for maybe Groo."
She stood up and walked out of the restaurant. Groo and Greg followed. But much to her dismay so did the voice. Wow you've got a nice rack.
"I'm ignoring you!"
"I am sorry princess."
"No, not you. The voice."
"Oh."
Silence
"Okay, that's just weird. Sorry 'Snordelia' but I have to dump you." Groo walked away.
Shocked, Cordelia sat down. "I didn't like him anyway. It was kind of creepy how much he looked like Angel."
She grabbed Greg's arm and walked toward her hotel room. My work here is done
A/N: That made NO sense. But as I said that was just the result of no Angel for 5 weeks. But it's coming back on so I'll be okay. No more bad fanfiction attacks for me. No matter how stupid that just was please review. I am a review junky.