*~ORIGINAL YUFFSTER~*

Life life

Materia's what it's all about

Barett

Makes me wanna scream and shout

Noise noise

Cloud's whining makes a lot

But I don't give a damn

Because he's pretty hot, yeah!

Crime crime

That is just my middle name

Mine Mine Stealing is the perfect game

Wutai

That is where it's at

And you'll see there comes a day

When it's on the map, yeah!

Knock down the walls, cause I'm coming through

Knock down the place, I'm the best, it's true

Knock down the world, I'm taking over you

You gotta keep your head up through it all

You're gonna

Bust out on it - Original Yuff-ster

Break out yeah - original yeah

Bust out on it - Original Yuff-ster

You never stop now, stop now

That's just what I say

You know I just want Gil

Goddamn

Who really cares about the Planet?

Cloud and the gang

I wanna hit them with a mallet

They suck

Cause they are so greedy

They hog the materia

When they should give it to me!

Lies, lies

Cloud says he ain't got none

Tries tries

Giving it to everyone

But me

What a little creep

Well he'll see there comes a time

When he'll meet defeat, yeah!

Gil Gil

So good to see ya

Sephiroth

Don't want to be ya

Crime crime

That's the life for me-ya