Limericks. Okay, I made these all yesterday and today so, anyhow....
Hermione
There once was a girl named Hermione
Who hated Professor Trelawney
She was very smart
Didn't own a Go-Kart
To buy Ron an Armoni
Harry
There once was a boy named Harry Potter
Who loved to watch "Welcome Home, Kotter"
He had a weird thing on his head
Yeah. His parents are dead.
See! He just missed "Welcome Home Kotter"
Ron
There was once a boy named Ron
Who had to go mow the lawn
He had red hair
His favorite movie was about the Witch of Blair
He thinks Draco is the Devil's Spawn.
I don't know. Those are terrible!