AN: Basically, this is the tv channel of Olympus, and each god has been given a time slot in it, which they can fill with a tv show. Also, Every once in a while, there will be 'Demigod Hour' featuring CHB and CJ.

Disclaimer: I don't own any PJO or HOO characters.

Olympus TV

Monday programming

11:30-12:00

Hermes' travel guide

Hermes: Hello, and welcome to 'Hermes' travel guide!' Today we will be exploring the wonders of Europe!

Background screen shifts into a view of map of Europe.

Hermes: In Europe, there are many tourist destinations-

George: And Rats!

Hermes:(exasperatedly) Yes George, there are a lot of rats in Europe. Now, as I was saying, there are a lot of tourist destinations in Europe. For example, the Parthenon in Ancient Greece! Ah, I remember the days when we used visit the Parthenon for fun. They had the absolute best snack bar.

George: And the best prices, only $1.99 for a rat!

Hermes: George, it's about time I tell you. They never sold rats at the Parthenon.

George: ...

George: ...

George: ...

Hermes: You okay?

George: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!

Hermes: Oh boy, look at the time! That's the end of this show. Tune back in next week for 'Hermes' travel guide'!

At the end of each chapter, I'm going to ask a random question, and you can answer via review.

QOTD: Doughnuts or Cookies?

My answer: Doughnuts

Reviews make authors feel happy and update faster because of them.