The Handbook To Killing
An Ex-Borg Drone
Rating: G
Summary: I don't really like Seven, don't ask why. So I come up with this idea of book devoted to her being killed, I got the idea while I was searching a website that had stories on there about her being killed (if its your website NICE ONE!!). So I hope you enjoy this 'book' Pls RR Thanx!
Part One: Third Setting Can Kill…
"Seven!" Captain Kathryn Janeway ran into the cargo bay to see Seven of Nine standing at the computer. "I need your help, it's an emergency!"
Seven looked at her, Janeway was dressed only in a towel with her wet hair going over her shoulders, and she was holding a hairdryer. "Captain, we're at Red Alert, most power is gone, and shouldn't you be on the bridge?"
Janeway sighed, "I know, but the backup systems are down too, and I was wondering, if I could use yours."
"I suppose this is the 'emergency' you were talking about?" Seven asked.
"Yes, now turn around."
Seven turned her back to Janeway, who undid her cat suit, then opened a hatch in her back. Then she started reading the labels to the power points: 'Warp Core Charger,' 'Delta Flyer Second Backup Point,' 'Chakotay Akoonah Charger,' 'Doctor Emitter Charger,' 'Men Shaver Point,' 'Women Shaver Point,' then she found what she was looking for: 'Hairdryer Point' Janeway plugged in the end of her hairdryer and switched it on to the 2nd setting.
"Please don't turn it on to the 3rd setting, it will overload my circuits." Seven said.
Pretending not to hear her, Janeway shouted, "What!" Then turned the hairdryer to the 3rd setting.
"Captain!!!!!" Seven screamed before exploding with a BANG.
"Oh," Janeway looked at the end of her hairdryer; it was burnt and melted together. "Oh, no. I need a new hairdryer now." Janeway sighed, then stomped out of the cargo bay to repacate a new one.