*AN:THIS STORY IS IN NO WAY A MONEY MAKING ONE. ZELDA IS OWNED BY NINTINDO AND SHRIGUMUDO (UHM I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.). SO ENJOY.
P.S. ONE IDEA CAME FROM ADAM SANDLER.
BAD GOTEN INTERVEIWS! BY BAD GOTEN.
BAD GOTEN: HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY VERY FIRST BAD GOTEN INTERVIEWS. I AM CURRENTLY TAKING OVER WHO WANTS TO DATE LINKS TIME TILL THEY GET THEY GET THE PRO7 BLEMS WORKED OUT.
NOW MEET MY CO-HOST, THE DUDE THAT CANNOT GET HIS GROVE ON DURAINA!
(DURAINA COMES OUT WAVING AND SMILING.)
DURAINA: HI-OOOOHH!
BAD GOTEN: NO MAN WE DON'T WANT TO GET SUED. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT. UHM NOW WE START THE FIRST PART OF MY SHOW! I WENT IN HIDING IN THE MARKET WITH A TAPE RECORDER. I TAPED THERE CONVERSATIONS AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!
AUDIENCE:YYYEAH! WOOOHOOO!
BAD GOTEN: RIGHT VEIW SCREEN.
(BAD WALKS ON STREET AND WALKS NEAR SOME LADIES TALKING.)
LADY 1: OOOHH I WANT THAT LINK TO PUT HIS STEAMY WET DELISCIUSE {BEEP}K IN ME. F{BEEP} ZELDA I WANT SOME OF HIS MILK IN ME!
LADY 2: OH WELL IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN YOU NOW. HIS ASS SO COUGHT IN ZELDAS KITTY KAT.
(LADIES GIGGLE)
(BAD WALKS SOMEMORE TO A WOMAN DANCING AND A MAN STANDING)
LADY: NO WAY I DON'T TAKE MONEY TO GO TO BED WITH ANYONE.
MAN: GIRL I'M YOUR FATHER THINK OF IT AS A PAY RAISE.
(WHILE THIS HAPPENS SAME GUY THAT'S IN VIDEO WALKS OUT S L O W L Y.
LADY: I STILL DON'T WANT TO GO IN A BED WITH YOU.
(BAD WALKS OFF. SEES A BOY IN THE ALLY)
BAD GOTEN: HEY YOUNG MAN HOW YOU DOIN?
BOY: MADE CAUSE MY MOM FOUND MY POR…
BAD GOTEN: OOOOK THAT'S ALRIGHT SON. UH… YOU OBVIUSLY DESERVE TO PLAY A GAME. ARE YOU READY?
BOY: YUP
BAD GOTEN: OK I'LL PLAY SOMETHING FROM THIS TAPE RECORDER. YOU TELL ME ARE THESE PEOPLE HAVING SEX OR ARE THEY IN MY LIVING ROOM WATCHING T.V. . OK AND GO!
ALTERNET TAPE RECORDER: UH BABY THAT'S GOOD RIGHT THERE. I CAN FEEL IT. COME ON BABY YES. SMACK ME SMMMACK MMMEE!
BAD: OK ARE THEY HAVING SEX OR THE OTHER CRAP.
BOY: SEX MAN DEFFINATLY SEX.
BAD GOTEN: UHM… NO THEY WERE WATCHING T.V. INFACT THE BRADY BUNCH.
(BACK TO SHOW)
BAD GOTEN: WOW THAT WAS INTERESTING WASN IT AUDIENCE?
AUDIENCE: YOU NOW THE PEOPLE READING DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!
BAD GOTEN: YES WELL MY FRIST GUEST OF THE SHOW IS…MALON!
(MALON WALKS IN, EVERYONE BOOS)
MALON: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
BAD GOTEN: YOU SEE MALON THEY THINK I'VE PLAYED A GAME WITH MARON OR MARIN OR WHATEVER.
(DURAINA NOTICES HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING SO HE KISSES MALON TO MAKE THE STORY INTERESTING CAUSE IM FRIGGIN BOARD AND I CAN DO THAT SO {BLOWS RASPBERRY} NA NA NANA NA!)
MALON: WHAT IS THAT FOR?
DURAINA: I'M 20 YEARS OLD, A PRINCE, AND I HAVE NEVER GOT ANY ACTION.
MALON: WAIT AFTER THE INTERVEIW.
(WINKS AT DURAINA. HE GETS HARD.)
BAD GOTEN: OOOK. MALON HOW COME YOU AND LINK DON'T BECOME GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND?
MALON: BECAUSE OTHER LADIES I WILL NOT MENTION LIKE ZELDA THINK THAT "OH I HELP CREATE A NATIONAL DISASTER BUT BECOME A SAGE AND WOHO I FUCK LINK EVERY DAY. SORRY I MAY BE NICE BUT RAGE IS MY PROBLEM.
BAD GOTEN: IS IT TRUE YOU'RE A (I CAN'T SPELL THIS) SCITZOFRANIC?
MALON: UHM… NO
MALON:HEY SHUT-UP MALON
MALON: NO YOU CAN'T BE REAL. AHHH.
DURAINA: I DON'T WAN'T WAKO CHICKS
(MALON GIVES DURAINA HEAD)
DURAINA: YOU'RE AN EXEPTION.
BAD GOTEN: TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHEN WE INTERVIEW MIDO SARA AND A MYSTERY GEUST.
DURAINA: ARE ALL SCIZOFRNKITTS LIKE YOU BABY?
BAD GOTEN NEW RUG! NEW RUG!!!!!!!!
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*AN2:I KNOW I'M A PERVE GET OVER IT