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'Thank you, Walter' was Jack O'Neill´s first thought when he got out of the car. He waived he driver as the car disappeared behind the trees surrounding the property. Jack was still thanking the chief master sergeant as he walked to the front door. Walter Harriman had pulled the impossible and had arranged an afternoon of freedom from the Pentagon. Jack fought the urge to shout 'Honey I´m home' while closing the door. Last time he had done so, it had earned him a night on the couch as punishment. He listened for any noises from inside the house to help him find his elusive wife. After 5 years of being married to the most beautiful and brilliant woman in the universe he couldn't believe his luck. With the of gorgeous Samantha Carter he had even started enjoying the obligated Washington the looks of disappointment of eligible and the few non-eligible men who couldn't talk her to even dance with them, Jack loved to surprise them by spinning her across the floor and by the end of the evening end up making out with her like a teenager in a dark corner. Unfortunately for him Sam´s position as a colonel in the Air Force made it impossible for her to attend all the parties with him. He had started making a game of how often he could insult people without their knowing. 'What would the world be without sarcasm?'
When he reached the second floor he heard his wife's soft voice through an open door. He stopped to look at the scene before him. Sam was sitting on a rocking chair facing away from him but he could see her holding a small bundle on her arms. She was talking softly inside the yellow blanket. He decided to use all his tricks learned in his black op days to sneak up on her until his mind processed what his wife was telling their innocent little daughter.
"...electromagnetic radiation. There are also radio waves, microwaves, infrared radiation, ultraviolet radiation, x-rays and gamma rays. They have different wavelength like colors have. Purple is at"
"Hey, what did we agree on? No science babble until she can ask for it. I would like to get the chance to explain some things to her before she's smarter than me." He took their daughter from Sam since little Grace was done with her lunch and moved her to his shoulder to burp her. Sam got up from the chair and wrapped her arms around Jack. "You get to teach her about other important things like having fun and sports and how to defend from boys."
"Yes about that, Teal'c is taking her to school until she graduates from high school." He looked at Sam when he heard her snort. He admired her as she went across the hall into the bathroom and returned with a moist towel to clean up the spit up on his class A's as he 'forgets' to use a cloth to for burping the baby. He calls it his silent war against the pentagon. Jack watched her clean up his shoulder and kissed Sam when she was done. He couldn't help but wonder how lucky he was.