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Still living at home...it sux.
A/N: this story was co-written by RabbidChicken and TheSecretCharacter. Please enjoy this as much as we enjoyed writing it which was probably a little too much!
"Hey, Maryanna! We finally got an owl!" Ashley shouted over the roar of the loud rock music playing on the radio.
"What?" Maryanna yelled over the blasting guitar solo, "You lost control of your bowels?"
"We finally got an owl!!!" she repeated, a tone of annoyance in her voice. "Are you deaf or something!?!
Maryanna scowled, pulling out a pack of Lucky Charms fruit snacks and munching on them. Lividly, Ashley reached over and snatched the bag out of her hands and threw them in the trash, unaware that she knocked the batteries out of the radio.
"If you keep eating those, you'll be as big as a horse!" she screamed through the silence of the radio. An awkward moment of silence erupted between them.
"Well, it's your fault you keep buying them," Maryanna contorted, shrugging off the subject. "Anyway, what were you blabbering about?"
Ashley rolled her eyes and tossed a scarlet envelope at her. It was addressed to 'Ashley and Maryanna of the Babysitters Committee'.
Maryanna gave a small chuckle. "I told you that was a good idea to make up that name. People will take us more seriously if they think we belong to some sort of association."
She pulled out one of those letter-opener-knifey-thingys and drew a clean cut across the top of the envelope, but quickly subsided when...
"SORRY WE HAD TO SEND YOU A HOWLER! WE WERE OUT OF REGULAR PARCHMENT! ANYWAY, WE SAW YOUR ADD IN THE PROPHET AND DECIDED THAT YOUR ORGANIZATION SEEMED DEPENDABLE! WE HAVE TWIN BOYS THAT NEED TO BE WATCHED OVER ON WEDNESDAY, AUGUST THE SEVENTH. WE ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF YOUR SERVICE! WE LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOU!
SINCERELY,
MOLLY WEASLEY
"The seventh!" Ashley exclaimed, "But that's my birthday!"
"Get over it," Maryanna said, "you'll have another one."
"But not another eighteenth birthday!"
"Well, it's not like anyone was gonna throw a party for you so you might as well spend it with me babysitting these babies!" Maryanna reasoned, "There's a return address on the envelope so I'm gonna write back and tell them we'll take the job!"
"Fine!" Ashley yelled running to the other side of the room and pouting at the wall, "But you're a stupid-headed butt-face!"
A/N: Who could these twins be? What do they want from our babysitting duo? Maybe not just a diaper change...Find out on the next episode of 'Our Great Babysitting Adventure!!!!'
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A/N: this story was co-written by RabbidChicken and TheSecretCharacter. Please enjoy this as much as we enjoyed writing it which was probably a little too much!
"Hey, Maryanna! We finally got an owl!" Ashley shouted over the roar of the loud rock music playing on the radio.
"What?" Maryanna yelled over the blasting guitar solo, "You lost control of your bowels?"
"We finally got an owl!!!" she repeated, a tone of annoyance in her voice. "Are you deaf or something!?!
Maryanna scowled, pulling out a pack of Lucky Charms fruit snacks and munching on them. Lividly, Ashley reached over and snatched the bag out of her hands and threw them in the trash, unaware that she knocked the batteries out of the radio.
"If you keep eating those, you'll be as big as a horse!" she screamed through the silence of the radio. An awkward moment of silence erupted between them.
"Well, it's your fault you keep buying them," Maryanna contorted, shrugging off the subject. "Anyway, what were you blabbering about?"
Ashley rolled her eyes and tossed a scarlet envelope at her. It was addressed to 'Ashley and Maryanna of the Babysitters Committee'.
Maryanna gave a small chuckle. "I told you that was a good idea to make up that name. People will take us more seriously if they think we belong to some sort of association."
She pulled out one of those letter-opener-knifey-thingys and drew a clean cut across the top of the envelope, but quickly subsided when...
"SORRY WE HAD TO SEND YOU A HOWLER! WE WERE OUT OF REGULAR PARCHMENT! ANYWAY, WE SAW YOUR ADD IN THE PROPHET AND DECIDED THAT YOUR ORGANIZATION SEEMED DEPENDABLE! WE HAVE TWIN BOYS THAT NEED TO BE WATCHED OVER ON WEDNESDAY, AUGUST THE SEVENTH. WE ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF YOUR SERVICE! WE LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOU!
SINCERELY,
MOLLY WEASLEY
"The seventh!" Ashley exclaimed, "But that's my birthday!"
"Get over it," Maryanna said, "you'll have another one."
"But not another eighteenth birthday!"
"Well, it's not like anyone was gonna throw a party for you so you might as well spend it with me babysitting these babies!" Maryanna reasoned, "There's a return address on the envelope so I'm gonna write back and tell them we'll take the job!"
"Fine!" Ashley yelled running to the other side of the room and pouting at the wall, "But you're a stupid-headed butt-face!"
A/N: Who could these twins be? What do they want from our babysitting duo? Maybe not just a diaper change...Find out on the next episode of 'Our Great Babysitting Adventure!!!!'
No Flames