The Fleeting Life of a Demonic Bunny

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters or places in this story that are from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, I only own the stuff that is obviously not on the show.

a\n: for this story to work you need to just assume that after Anyas wedding she and Xander kind of got back together but she's a little mad still and is deciding whether or not to take her vengeance demon powers back. and that Tara and Willow are back together. also this is in response to a challenge from my friend, the challenge is at the end of the story.

Spoiler: after 'Hells Bells' or Anya and Xanders wedding

Chapter one:

Okay, Buffy thought as she walked through the park why is there so little evil activity around today...I've seen like no vamps.... the thought trailed off as she heard a rustling in the bushes . she spun holding her stake higher. a couple seconds later something burst through the bushes.

"ah ha! slayer! so I have found you...now I will take you back to my lair and torture you into submission!" Buffy stared at it and then started laughing

"you have got to be kidding! a demon bunny? oh god what's next? thanks little guy you have really given me a story to tell...oh god the gang is gonna love this!"

The bunny looked enraged. "I think you fail to understand me mortal! I am not a bunny but a very old demon! hah!" Buffy snorted and the demon glared. "fine! I will send my minions out to capture you!"

Buffy looked up sharply.. the demon may not be bad but his minions might! she thought to herself as she waited tensed for the bunny's minions to show up. she stood there for a minute and then glanced at the bunny "um...no offence or anything but I really have to get home and so uh, could you hurry it up?"

The demon bunny looked at her and then looked around, "oh, haven't they shown up yet? stupid minions won't ever come when I tell them to...Minions! minions come here right now!" there was a small pop! and his minions appeared.

Buffy really did try not to laugh as she looked at them. there were two and they were both large grasshoppers. her battle not to laugh failed as the third stepped out, it to was a grasshopper but it was wearing a white lab coat and glasses. Buffy fell onto the ground in fits of laughter and was only stopped by the large and very angry purple bunny jumping on her stomach.

"stupid mortal slayer! you will hold still now while my minions administer novocaine into your system!"

Buffy stopped laughing and looked at him quizzically "novocaine? um...what exactly are you going to do to me with novocaine? I mean I'm sorry but that doesn't make much sense. and you know you really should think of dying you fur black or something...purple isn't that intimidating."

the bunny glared at her and then yelled at his minions "minions! administer the drug at once!" he looked at her evilly as she glanced around at the grasshopper wearing a lab coat "I will get the novocaine into your system and then I will turn you into an evil demon such s myself. and the-"

he stopped as Buffy stood up "you mean your gonna turn me into a bunny? oh come on...this is to much1"

"not a bunny1 an evil demon! together you and I will conquer the world."

"as bunnies?" Buffy asked incredulously "really I've heard some strange things but bunnies conquering the world? you win my most insane evil scheme ever award. but I really can't let you turn me into a bunn... sorry evil demon I'm not big on the whole shrinking and stuff so if you could just run along now..."

"I am tired of discussing this mortal! minion inject the shot!" the bunny hopped backwards as the grasshopper moved forward.

"all right, I'm really tired of this...either back off or I kill you!" Buffy stood up and started to walk away but the grasshopper hopped persistently after her. Buffy spun around "oh that's it, I was gonna just let you go but now I'm pissed."

the bunny laughed "hah! so you have decided to fight me have you well first you must fight my minions1"

"okay." Buffy spun around and grabbed the nearest grasshopper throwing him into a tree she walked closer not really wanting to hurt him, but if I have to she thought I really am ready to go home. she walked closer getting ready to snap his neck when he squealed and disappeared . well that takes care of him Buffy thought as she turned to the other two but as she did so they shrieked and disappeared just like the lab coat wearing one had. "all right mister 'evil demon' now are you ready to fight?" to her surprise the demon started sniffling.

" no I don't want to fight you, " he said miserably "I'm not really an evil demon I just look weird and my family was so disappointed when it turned out I was the only one who had powers I decided to pretend. and those weren't really my minions either they were just some other abnormally large things that I paid to look like minions!"

Buffy looked at him he really is a sad little thing she thought as she stared at him and I don't really want to kill him...he's so sweet and cute.... "all right you annoying little creature " she said at last "I won't kill you, but you'd better not try to break in and kill me in the middle of the night. or else death will ensue. you got it?"

the little bunny nodded pathetically and Buffy turned to leave. "Wait! don't leave me! it's not safe out here for a little bunny, please don't leave!"

Buffy glanced back and sighed "all right you can come.... but you can't stay for to long. " and you'd better hop fast cause I won't wait up." she started walking again and this time the little rabbit followed at a fast hop.