Disclaimer: As you know, nothing belongs to me except for Brian. Everything
belongs to J.K. Rowling. Who wrote the wonderful HP series. I hope you like
my story it's one ofm my first one's so go easy on me. Please R/R!
Chapter 1: The Invitation
My story's pretty weird, you might not want to hear it but I think I'll tell it anyway. It all started about 6 years ago when I was 11. I mean, I was livin' a real normal life, nothing out of the ordinary Ever happened to me that's for sure. I went to a normal school had normal friends and even had some pretty normal enemies, if you'd like to call them. But that all changed one summer when I got this pretty weird letter in the mail. I had woke up on what seemed like a normal day and went to go check the mail. When I got it there was this letter to me, but it didn't say who it was from, only To Mr. Brian Geller. That's all it said, you could barely read it though cause the letters were all fancy. It pretty much scared the hell out of me, I mean, I usually never got mail, ever. But I opened it up anyhow. Man, I thought that letter was a bunch of bull. I said that these people wanted me to attend this school, Hogwarts, which is for witchcraft and wizardry. Sure! Like I would believe that ever! I mean, I thought it was probably from one of those guys that are always trying to get back at me for this thing I did to them in like the second grade or something, they were always being a pain in the ass and doing stuff like that. But it turned out that this place was real! And I was an actual wizard. That almost killed me, I mean you take the most normal guy in the world and tell him he's a goddam wizard!
Well, I had to get my school stuff and everything at this little place called Diagon Alley. That's where all these wizards and stuff shop. I had to get a wand and everything. And it took me nearly forever to figure out how to use the money. Because it's completely different than regular money. Any how I got to Hogwarts on this train that's at Kings Cross, except everything about wizards is secret so it's behind this invisible barrier that muggles can't see and don't know about. Muggles are what we call non- magical people.
My first year at Hogwarts was really cool. Every one was nice and it was really fun. I made friends pretty fast to. I was best friends with Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger. Now, see, Harry was pretty famous, at first I didn't know why but I found out pretty soon. There's this guy, Voldemort, who was really, really evil. Well, he had tried to kill Harry when he was like 1 or something and Harry got away with only a scare, now that was amazing, cuz when Voldemort wanted to kill you, he'd kill. You couldn't stop him. And the other thing is that when Voldemort did his curse and all, it backfired and stripped him of his powers. That's also why he's famous.
All the teachers were nice to, well that is except for Professor Snape. Man, was he a mean bastard! All during his classes he's breathing down your neck telling you, you did something wrong, your potion was too runny, it wasn't green enough, it was supposed to be lumpy. All the time, except he didn't do that to the Slytherins. That's another thing, there's houses that you win points for and stuff, I'm in Gryffindor, the other ones are Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw and the one I mentioned before, Slytherin. Well, I think Snapes dislikes us about as much as we hate him except for he hates Harry most of all, though I still don't know why. He also didn't like this one kid also, Neville. Neville was always screwing this up and melting his cauldron. It was pretty sad.
There was also this guy, Draco, and his friends Crabbe and Goyle. Man, I hate them. Crabbe and Goyle were these really mean, ugly, stupid fat guys. And I mean it when I say that. You know how when you don't like someone to much and your talking about what's so bad about them? Well, sometimes people can exaggerate a little. But I'm not they were just as I said. They really were.
Now in my sixth year things started getting pretty bad. I mean there was always something weird going on like students getting attacked and all, that happened in my second year people even thought the guy doing it was Harry! But I never thought anything like this was going to happen. Well, you know when you watch the news or read the paper? There's always something bad going on somewhere. But you never, never think it's gonna happen to you. You think its like a 1 in a million chance that that's ever gonna happen so you don't worry. Well, I bet you the guy that that happened to thought the exact same thing but it happened to him anyways cause anything can happen, anything! And when you're a wizard and there's these crazy dangerous wizards running all over the place trying to take over. Stuff is a lot more likely to happen, and it did.
Chapter 1: The Invitation
My story's pretty weird, you might not want to hear it but I think I'll tell it anyway. It all started about 6 years ago when I was 11. I mean, I was livin' a real normal life, nothing out of the ordinary Ever happened to me that's for sure. I went to a normal school had normal friends and even had some pretty normal enemies, if you'd like to call them. But that all changed one summer when I got this pretty weird letter in the mail. I had woke up on what seemed like a normal day and went to go check the mail. When I got it there was this letter to me, but it didn't say who it was from, only To Mr. Brian Geller. That's all it said, you could barely read it though cause the letters were all fancy. It pretty much scared the hell out of me, I mean, I usually never got mail, ever. But I opened it up anyhow. Man, I thought that letter was a bunch of bull. I said that these people wanted me to attend this school, Hogwarts, which is for witchcraft and wizardry. Sure! Like I would believe that ever! I mean, I thought it was probably from one of those guys that are always trying to get back at me for this thing I did to them in like the second grade or something, they were always being a pain in the ass and doing stuff like that. But it turned out that this place was real! And I was an actual wizard. That almost killed me, I mean you take the most normal guy in the world and tell him he's a goddam wizard!
Well, I had to get my school stuff and everything at this little place called Diagon Alley. That's where all these wizards and stuff shop. I had to get a wand and everything. And it took me nearly forever to figure out how to use the money. Because it's completely different than regular money. Any how I got to Hogwarts on this train that's at Kings Cross, except everything about wizards is secret so it's behind this invisible barrier that muggles can't see and don't know about. Muggles are what we call non- magical people.
My first year at Hogwarts was really cool. Every one was nice and it was really fun. I made friends pretty fast to. I was best friends with Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger. Now, see, Harry was pretty famous, at first I didn't know why but I found out pretty soon. There's this guy, Voldemort, who was really, really evil. Well, he had tried to kill Harry when he was like 1 or something and Harry got away with only a scare, now that was amazing, cuz when Voldemort wanted to kill you, he'd kill. You couldn't stop him. And the other thing is that when Voldemort did his curse and all, it backfired and stripped him of his powers. That's also why he's famous.
All the teachers were nice to, well that is except for Professor Snape. Man, was he a mean bastard! All during his classes he's breathing down your neck telling you, you did something wrong, your potion was too runny, it wasn't green enough, it was supposed to be lumpy. All the time, except he didn't do that to the Slytherins. That's another thing, there's houses that you win points for and stuff, I'm in Gryffindor, the other ones are Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw and the one I mentioned before, Slytherin. Well, I think Snapes dislikes us about as much as we hate him except for he hates Harry most of all, though I still don't know why. He also didn't like this one kid also, Neville. Neville was always screwing this up and melting his cauldron. It was pretty sad.
There was also this guy, Draco, and his friends Crabbe and Goyle. Man, I hate them. Crabbe and Goyle were these really mean, ugly, stupid fat guys. And I mean it when I say that. You know how when you don't like someone to much and your talking about what's so bad about them? Well, sometimes people can exaggerate a little. But I'm not they were just as I said. They really were.
Now in my sixth year things started getting pretty bad. I mean there was always something weird going on like students getting attacked and all, that happened in my second year people even thought the guy doing it was Harry! But I never thought anything like this was going to happen. Well, you know when you watch the news or read the paper? There's always something bad going on somewhere. But you never, never think it's gonna happen to you. You think its like a 1 in a million chance that that's ever gonna happen so you don't worry. Well, I bet you the guy that that happened to thought the exact same thing but it happened to him anyways cause anything can happen, anything! And when you're a wizard and there's these crazy dangerous wizards running all over the place trying to take over. Stuff is a lot more likely to happen, and it did.