A/N: Yeah, this was just something fun I created while I was bored! Just thought I might try it out here! Hope you like!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it... except for the deer, she's mine!
Summary: Edward finds a peculiar animal in the forest!
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Bambiwas roaming around in the forest with some other deer when she heard a small growl.
"Oh no, not again! Why can't they just learn to leave us alone and go hunt some other animal!" She thought to herself.
All the other deer ran off as they heard the faint growl, but she held her position. She wanted to meet whoever was trying to eat her again!
Just as she finished thinking to herself a body came flying out of nowhere and gripped her neck firmly between his hands.
He was about to bite when she spoke up, "You know, I probably don't taste that good to you." He froze where he was. She continued on, " Well, I don't think I taste that good. Believe me, I should know since I have to clean myself everyday!"
The man shot up with a confused, yet surprised, look on his face. As he regained his composure he asked, "Did you just talk? Wait, of course you didn't! Deer can't talk! My hunger must be getting to me…."
"I most certainly can to talk! If I am not, then what am I doing now?" She asked
He looked dazed for a few seconds before he replied, "How can you be talking?"
She thought about it for a little bit. "Well", She began, "A thought forms in my head first, and then I open my mouth and the thought comes out in words! You would think you already knew this since you are talking!"
He rephrased his question, "I mean, why are you talking?"
"I should think this would be obvious too, but I'll answer you. I talk because I want to say something! Now, doesn't that give you whole new outlook on life?"
"My, you are a snappy little deer, aren't you? What I meant was how are you ABLE to talk? Not many deer I happen upon can talk…. or any animal, for that matter.
"Hmph! What do mean you 'happen upon' deer? You don't 'happen upon' them! You want to eat them up for breakfast! That's what you wanted to do with me, isn't it? Isn't it!" She screeched.
"Well, yes but-" He started.
"But, you decided not to since I can talk! You human vampires have no manners, what so ever! Would you stop eating any other animal if they could talk!" She interrupted.
He just stared at her for a moment. "Okay," He began, "Please, forgive my poor manners. My name is Edward, what's yours?"
"I don't know if I will give you the liberty of knowing my name, Edward!" She spat.
"Come on, I apologized, didn't I?"
"Yes, well, I guess I could tell you then. Because, you know, not many human vampires would apologize to me for anything. Once they find out I can talk, they just run away to the crazy police-"
"Uh, your name please." Edward interrupted.
"Well! I see one of us still doesn't have any manners! Interrupting me is hardly good manners…. but seeing as I interrupted you earlier, I'll tell you my name. It's Bambi." She stated.
A smile broke his face and he started to chuckle, "Are you serious? You're name is really Bambi?"
"Yes, it's Bambi, do you have a problem with that, Bucko! She shrieked.
"He put on a straight face and answered, "No, of course not. I was just laughing at myself for how stupid I've been."
Finding his reply satisfactory she continued, "I think it's a very pretty name, don't you?"
"I think it's a very….pretty name." Edward stopped. He just realized something strange about something she had said earlier. "Wait, did you say I was a 'Human' Vampire?"
"Well, I'm so glad you just realized what I said about seven minutes ago! Just shows me how much you pay attention!"
"No, I'm sorry, it's just, what other kind of vampires are there?" Edward asked.
"What kind of stupid question is that? You are looking at a different kind of vampire right now! I mean, how did you think I was able to talk!"
He gawked at her for a couple of seconds. "You mean you're a vampire?"
"Yes I am a vampire, you ninny! What did you think I was?"
"Well, I thought you were a …talking…deer? Okay, so you're a vampire and you're telling me that animals can be turned into vampires too?"
"What have I just been trying to tell you? You don't pay much attention to anyone do you? Yes, animals can be turned into vampires! I'm living…well, technically dead….proof that animals can be changed! Geese, you are one slow vamp, aren't you?"
He bristled at her words. Edward wasn't used to getting spat at by a deer, let alone a vampire deer!
"I'm sorry, I just didn't know that animals could be changed, that's all."
"Haven't you ever left a meal half finished? Ever stick around to see what happens? Animals get turned the same way humans do! I mean really, it's not that hard to figure out!"
"Okay, okay, I get it," He put his hands up in mock defense, "But, would you mind coming back with me to meet my family?"
"It depends! Are you going to use me like a lab rat? Or are you just going to ask me for all the best hunting spots?" She spat.
"Oh, no. Nothing like that. They'll just probably have some questions for you"
"Well," She said as she started to walk toward Edward's home, "let's just hope their questions are a bit more…complex then yours."
He grimaced and walked after her.
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A/N: So? How'd you like it? I know, there a reprobaly some gramatical errors and I'm sorry! I'm not the smartest person when it comes to the English Language:) Please review on what you liked or disliked! I will continue with another chapter if you all want me to!
Lots of Love!
Bambi