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WARNING: THIS STORY HAS NO PLOT LINE!

Hi! My name is Allie! I'm a girl (no shit Sherlock). I'm in seventh grade. I like to sing! I cuss quite a bit (just so you know). I'm a normal girl from the calm town of Springfield, Illinois! Okay fine, I'm not normal, I'm a de-. I can't ruin it all! Allie! You almost ruined it for them! This is my story!

"Allie Fisher to Mr. Bach's office," Fuck, what did I do this time?

It was only the second week of

school and I've already gotten I trouble several times. My mum doesn't give a crap, though. See, she's a singer and she drinks. The only time she pays attention is when I get myself kicked out. It's not my fault! Well except that one time I was in that catholic school. That was horrible. It's not my fault the other times! I have ADHD. My attention span is about a centimeter long. Bad stuff happens everywhere I go! I'm like a trouble magnet!

When I reach the office I sit down in one of the plastic chairs outside Mr. Bach's closed door.

The receptionist, Ms. Rosemary, looks up and says, "Look who's back. What did you do this time Allie?"

I like Ms. Rosemary. She's nice. She's not mean to me like the other teachers are. She has brown hair with streaks of grey in it. She's about 5'3 so I tower over at 5'10. She keeps this little plant on her desk. I don't know what it is but it sort of looks like a mini Christmas tree…

"This time, I really have no idea," I answer.

5 minutes later Mr. Bach came to get me. It felt like 5 hours! Stupid ADHD…

Mr. Bach, pronounced like the composer guy, has grey hair, a permanent frown, and a bad attitude.

He takes me into his office and asks, "Allie, do you know why you are here?"

"Um, no sir?"

"Because you've been causing us quite a bit of trouble."

"Are you gonna kick me out?" I ask in a worried voice.

Mum said she'd kill me if I got kicked out of another school. And I think she was serious.

"No Allie you are here so I can kill you!"

Then he lunged.

I screamed. I screamed for anyone.

Please someone come, anyone!

I lunged every time he took a slash at me. I hid under the desk while he was dazed from running into the wall. Finally I got a good look at him. Oh. My. God. He's a griffin? I've always Greek mythology fan so I would know.

All of a sudden, Ms. Rosemary came in holding her plant but she was glowing. She's got green skin! Next to her was Blaine. I hate that guy (A/N: No he is not named after Blaine from Glee. I love that Blaine). Then Ms. Rosemary's plant turned into a sword. It was about three feet tall and was also glowing green.

I think- No that's crazy

Allie, you just got attacked by a griffin could anything be crazier than that?

I think that Ms. Rosemary is a nymph!

But what is Blaine doing here?

As if to answer my question, a sword appears in his hand.

They work together to kill the griffin while I hide under the desk.

Well I feel as useless as shit.

Then the griffins gone, just a pile of golden dust.

"What the fuck just happened?" I ask incredulously.

They just sit there staring at me panting.

I was pissed that they didn't answer.

"Answer me you bastards! What. The. Fuck. Just. Happened?" I ask again, this time really pissed off.

"Allie, you were just attacked by a griffin," Blaise says, finally answering my question.

"Well, no shit!"

"You need to calm down," Ms. Rosemary states calmly, not fazed by me cussing or anger.

"I just got attacked by a Greek monster that was pretending to be a headmaster and you're telling me to calm down?" I scream.

"Well at least she's not in denial that she's a demigod," Blaine says to Ms. Rosemary.

"You know that she's standing right here, dipshit?" I scream at Blaine.

"Wait what did you say I was? A semigib?" I backtrack in a much calmer voice.

"A demigod," he corrects, sounding relived that I'd stopped yelling.

"Like Heracles?"

"Exactly, Allie! I didn't know you knew stuff about Greek mythology!" Ms. Rosemary says excitedly.

"Oh yeah, I know quite a bit. I'm guessing that you're a tree nymph and Blaine here is a demigod also?"

"Exactly," Ms. Rosemary confirms.

"At least you know a bit about Greek mythology. Some of the kids we take to camp have no idea that Greece was a fucking country! Do you know anything about Roman?"

I answer Blaine's rant with, "Uh, thanks, I guess. And yeah, I know some Roman mythology."

"Well we better be off to camp then," Ms. Rosemary states.

We quickly escape the school and get into Ms. Rosemary's car. I got there before Blaine because I'm a faster runner and grabbed shotgun. Blaine glares at me from behind Ms. Rosemary's back. I stick my tongue out at him in reply.

"Ms. Rosemary, what is this camp you keep talking about?" I ask.

"Dear call me Mary. It's a camp for kids like you. Demigods also known as Half-Bloods. That's why the camp is called Camp Half-Blood. Demigods, nymphs, as satyrs try t-"

"Wait did you say satyrs? Like the half goat people? I thought they were crazy followers of Dionysus?" I interrupt.

"They used to be crazy. We have them under control. The Romans on the other hand… Back to explaining. I am a Rosemary tree nymph. Blaine is a son of Poseidon. Most demigods have powers from there parent. Like he can swim very well and control water."

I knew he was a fast swimmer because we were both on the same YMCA team. In two years we will be on the high school team.

"And I can talk to fish and horses," Blaine brags.

"Wow, what fan-fucking-tastic powers," I say back sarcastically.

And that is pretty much how our car trip to Long Island went. Me and Blaine arguing and Mary listening.

A/N: We know it's not great but we tried and we hope you guys like it. We probably won't be updating very fast because of school, swim meets, and basketball games.