Inspired by mah Leo-chan's Bakura's Letters to the Fans where said tomb-robber uses a weirdo little device that types what you say! I WANT ONE!
So, anyways, on with my random fic
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Seto's New Typer Thingy
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Bakura waltzed into Seto's office bored as hell as usual.
Upon that desk sat a computer with no keyboard.
Bakura wondered why there was no keyboard.
He went to investigate and stole the money that was in the wallet on top of the computer.
He could still find no keyboard.
The thief noticed a weird little plastic stick with a black thing on the end sitting next to the computer.
He did not know that this thing was a microphone.
He also noticed that the computer was on and decided to use what he knew about the internet to find porn.
Bakura did not know that Word was open as he laughed.
Heh, heh, heh appeared on the screen.
Bakura blinked.
"What the fuck?" He said.
What the fuck? appeared on the screen.
Bakura blinked again then grinned.
"The pharaoh is a pompous ass git that still has my British flag pants!" He said.
The pharaoh is a pompous ass git that still has my British flag pants appeared on the screen.
Bakura giggled.
He giggled because nobody was around to hear him giggle.
If someone heard him giggle he'd kill them after castrating them.
Anyways, Bakura had fun with the voice-typer thing.
That was until Seto walked in when Bakura said something really, REALLY obscene.
That obscene thing involved Marik, his Rod, knives and castration.
Oh, and something about Yami's 'rod' up his 'ring' too.
It is safe to say that Seto is now in a mental asylum and Bakura is nursing a bruised head from Ryou's slap.
OWARI!
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Yeah, random and pointless. BUT FUNNY!