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Prologue - Day 1 of 358.5141
"I've come to make an announcement, Donald Duck is a bitch ass motherfucker," came a voice from the Dark Corridor that materialised in front of the trio of Sora, Donald and Goofy, revealing a hooded figure.
"Sohrwa" Cried Donald, his speech impediment draining his lungs of oxygen as he choked on his own incompetence. Yet nobody even cared as Donald began to draw his last breath, for they all knew that the only use he had ever had to the party was to give Goofy a heal while he was at "FULL FUCKING HEALTH WHILE I'M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE COME ON YOU LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING HEAL ME!" The hooded figure pulled his hood down to reveal it was dark Goofy, possessed by Xehanort, but not that one, the other one in the other body who is actually inside the darkness in Sora's heart.
"Yes, Sora...give into the darkness inside your dark heart, the darkness hungers for the full extent of the darkness that lies within your soul and not your heart, but also the darkness inside of your heart," Dark Goofy laughed menacingly.
"No! My friends are the light that keeps my heart lit!, Darkness shall never corrupt light with darkness," Sora summoned his Toy Story themed sword and charged at Goofy. Unfortunately, because the prose did not specify the correct form of Goofy, Sora charged at his trusted companion, who had accompanied him on the journey so far, and ended his life. And nothing of value was lost. "You stupid N-" Were Goofy's last words.