8D This little ficlet popped into my mind a while back and I decided to post it up here on FFN. (coff) It's not my best, I wrote it in the time span of 5-10 minutes. Yeah. It's a bit cruddy. Enjoy!
Oh! I do not own Harry or Ron, though I wish I did.
"HARRY!" Ron cried as he raced down the stairs into the Gryffindor common room. "HELP! THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY ROOM!" Harry looked up at Ron. A monster in the rooms? "DON'T JUST STAND THERE!" Ron wailed, pulling on his hair. "COME KILL IT!"
"By ourselves? Ron, are you mad? We can't kill it by ourselves!" Harry snapped. "I'll fetch McGonagall!"
"No! No! NO!" Ron cried, practically jumping up and down. "We have to kill it NOW!" His voice was cracking. "Harry!"
The-Boy-Who-Lived sighed and stood up. "Alright, I'll go." Ron's eyes shone with gratitude as he pointed to the stairs.
"Quick!" Was all he said as he ran back up the stairs. Harry wasted no time and ran after his friend, wand in hand. Ron let out a battle cry as he kicked open the door to his room. "PREPAIR TO DIE, FIEND!" He bellowed in triumph.
"Uh... Ron." Harry said, looking around the room. "Where is it?"
"What do you mean where is it? There!"
"Where?"
"It's right there! LOOK! IT'S ON THE MOVE!" Ron shrieked, pointing at it. Harry followed Ron's finger and blinked.
It was a spider.
Ron flipped out over a tiny spider.
Sighing he entered the room and stepped on the spider, earning a cheer from Ron. "You did it, Harry! You killed the monster!"
"Ron?"
"Yes, Harry?"
"... You're an idiot."
nn; Review?