Alright, my desire to make fun of anime has overwhelmed my desire to give Mewtwo the mate he deserves... I'm going to delete my other fic because I have no idea where it's going.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!
There ARE no limits to randomnbess or silliness here, no plot, foreshadowing or sense! There will be little to no sense in this thing, because anime is just... WRONG. Please review!!
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Ash and Misty were walking in the forest one day when suddenly, a Real Live human jumped out!! This human was three dimensional and unlike the trio, had body proportions akin to reality.
"What is that?" said Ash Ketchum, with the limited ammount of brain power he possesed; the rest was taken up by his oversized eye sockets.
"I am real. My name is SQUEE," it said.
"Hi! Nice to meet you, SQUEE, my name is Misty!" said the redhead brightly and stepped foreward to shake the thing's hand. She tripped over her overlong legs and fell on her overly-anorexic ass.
"Ha ha, Misty, ha ha," said SQUEE bleakly.
The three continued to walk along until they met yet ANOTHER Real Live human.
"Wow, who are you? You're beautiful," said Brock, He-Whos-Testes-Outweigh-His-Brain-Size. He rushed forward to shake her hand as well, but tripped over Pikasquirt because he had his eyes shut the whole time.
SQUEE and the unnamed Real Live human disappeared into the mists and were never seen again. The horror of Anime had scared them off for good.
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Well, what do u think?? PLEASE REVIEW!!!