Again this one-shot is based on Holyfanfictionbatman's stories The Date and The Woes of Chocolate. Adrian Blak is there character who is used to be RedX.

I found a plot bunny at my door; I have suspicions of who sent it. –looks at one person-

Enjoy!

It was a Saturday and Dick and Adrian were walking through the mall. Dick wore a blue t-shirt which really brought out his eyes and some black jeans that hugged his rear very nicely, Adrian liked them a lot but didn't like that other people also liked his boyfriend in them.

Adrian had blue hair and was wearing a black t-shit and blue jeans and he had a possessive arm around Dick's waist.

"So, where to first?" Adrian asked.

"I need to buy a suit, got some fancy dinner Bruce wants me to attend." Dick said pouting.

"Okay!" Adrian said cheerfully.

"That does not mean your going to be in the changing room with me." Dick said raising an eyebrow.

"But!" Adrian started.

"Come on." Dick said whilst pulling Adrian along who was still trying to convince his boyfriend.

An hour later they had bought the suit and were sat in the food court.

"Right, how about that person there? What's there big dark secret?" Dick said pointing discreetly to a person a few tables over.

"Cross dresser!" Adrian said quickly.

"Riiight, sure they are!" Dick said. Looking around he noticed someone else and pointed to them. "Them?"

"Thinks there hot but as you can see that is incorrect."

"ADDIE!" Dick whispered and whacked his boyfriend lightly.

"What! Its true, look at him! Would you date him?" Adrian asked.

"Well….no I wouldn't date him….but I still think your being rude." Dick said reluctantly.

"See my chocolate muffin, delusions of hotness he has." Adrian said leaning back in his chair and smiling smugly.

"Chocolate muffin?" Dick asked whilst taking a sip of his milkshake which was chocolate flavoured.

"What? I think it was cute, would you prefer baby doll?" Adrian asked with a smirk.

"NO! Chocolate muffin is fine." Dick said with a shudder.

"Right, who next?" Adrian asked.

"That girl there." Dick said whilst pointing her out.

"Has a crush on Kid Flash." Adrian said promptly causing Dick to splutter with laughter.

"What! It's true." Adrian insisted.

"And how do you know these things are true?"

"I can read minds." Adrian said whilst wiggling his eyebrows.

"Really…" Dick said seductively whilst leaning close to his boyfriend. "What am I thinking now?"

"How hard I'm going to fuck you later and how much I'm going to make you beg for more." Adrian said whilst running his hand down Dick's back.

"Actually I was thinking you're gonna buy me some chocolate but that works too." Dick said with a laugh and leaned forward more and crushed his lips against Adrian's.

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