AUTHOR NOTE: Hey guys Hanna here. I just been soooo obsessed with riverdale so here is a fanfiction yeet XD :
Once upon a time, Archie was examining his lovely red hair in his mirror. He didn't like to brag, but he had a vanity in his bedroom because he is gorgeous.
"UGH I am so hot," he wept, moved to tears by his own charm.
Betty, across the street, used her binoculars to SPY on Archie through his window.
"WHY IS HE SO HOT? IT'S NOT FAIR" she sobbed.
"But Betty you are beautiful." Kevin assured her.
"Shut ut Kevin this doesn't concern you."
"Oh." Kevin left.
THEN SUDDENLY:
ARCHIE TURNED INTO A SKUNK
O"H NO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!" He screeched.
It was Cheryl.
"Hey buddy boy" Cheryl said, waving her pompoms as she broke into his room. "How do you like being a skun"k.!
"OMG. This is sooo rude Cherl. Me and my bff Jughead were supposed to get milkshakes today! There is no hecking way Pop Tate will let a flippin skunk enter his freakin diner!"
"Sorry," she shrugged. "But whoa there pal, watch your language"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CENSORSHIP CHERYL! How did you turn me into a skunk?!"
"It is riverdelay what do you expect?"
"Oh." Archie wiped his skunk tears away. Lol she was right! Riverdla is truly a stange place!
Betty still sobbed in her room because even as a skunk, Archie was soooo hot.
Meanwhile, Roverdale had the greatest skunk quarterback EVER.
And Archie won a grammy for being the first skunk musician!
His acceptance speech:
"Life is good my dudes. Even though I am a skunk lol"
he waved his Grammy in the air victoriously with a wink.
THE END.
Next chapter preview:
Gasp. VERONICA GETS TURNED INTO A GREY BALLOON!