Hello everybody! :3 This is my first english fic so don't be very cruel to me. I got the idea from other english fic about Facebook.
I will write the spanish version soon.
Clarification: I don't own Naruto or Facebook but this story is MINE ;) ONLY MINE.
Pairings: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno and SuiKa.
I hope you like and leave your reviews.
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Haruno Sakura
Less for the holiday with my girls.
Yamanaka Ino, Hyuga Hinata and 3 Others like this.
Tenten TWO FUUUCKING DAYS!
Yamanaka Ino Yeah baby! Have you bought all?
Haruno Sakura Of course, pig.
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Tenten to Haruno Sakura
Linkin Park concert, will you come?
Haruno Sakura Obviously baby!
Tenten Do u think Karin will come with us?
Haruno Sakura No, she doesn't like the GOOD music.
Karin Hey stupid whore! My music is better than yours.
Haruno Sakura Pop music is off.
Tenten likes this.
Karin Katy Perry and ADELE are on.
Haruno Sakura Only Gaga is cool.
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Uzumaki Naruto
Damn! A Linkin Park concert in 15 days? I MUST go.
Haruno Sakura, Tenten and 2 Others like this.
Haruno Sakura Are u coming?
Uzumaki Naruto Yes, Sakura-chan.
Haruno Sakura Hell yeah! Kiba is coming too.
Inuzuka Kiba And with this we are four.
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Haruno Sakura to Uchiha Sasuke
What about u, babe?
Uchiha Sasuke Hn, I'm playing basketball with Hyuga.
Haruno Sakura Have u forgotten me? :(
Uchiha Sasuke Never.
Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto like this.
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Yamanaka Ino to Haruno Sakura
Hey forehead! Come to the mall with Hyuga Hinata and me.
Haruno Sakura What will u do there?
Hyuga Hinata Maybe buy bikinis.
Haruno Sakura I'll be there in 15 minutes.
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Uzumaki Naruto
Whaaaaaat my Hinata-chan is out with her friends? I miss her.
Hyuga Hinata likes this.
Hyuga Neji Uzumaki, have u left my cousin ALONE?
Uzumaki Naruto She isn't alone. She's with Sakura-chan and the other girls.
Uchiha Sasuke Stupid dobe.
Uzumaki Naruto Hey! Why do u abuse me, teme?
Uchiha Sasuke Not a insult, is the reality.
Uzumaki Naruto I'll kill u, bastard!
Uchiha Sasuke Hn. Try it.
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Uchiha Sasuke
Going out with the dobe. Does anyone help me?
Hyuga Neji, Nara Shikamaru and 7 Others like this.
Uzumaki Naruto WHAT DID U SAY BITCH?
Nara Shikamaru This is problematic.
Hozuki Suigetsu HAHAHA LMFAO!
Uzumaki Naruto Teeeeeeme, don't insult me T.T
Uzumaki Naruto Basically u love me. I know that.
Uchiha Sasuke In your best dreams, bitch.
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Uzumaki Naruto
That's the ugly truth, Uchiha Sasuke is in love with me.
Haruno Sakura likes this.
Uchiha Sasuke WTF? You're fuckin crazy dobe.
Haruno Sakura :O Are you gay honey?
Uzumaki Naruto HAHAHAHA YES SAKURA-CHAN!
Uchiha Sasuke What? Sakura, I'm not gay!
Haruno Sakura OMG... I'm dating a gay.
Uchiha Sasuke If you want, I'll show u that I am not, babe.
Haruno Sakura Sounds good.
Uzumaki Naruto OMG! Don't pervert my mind!
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Haruno Sakura to Uchiha Sasuke
Are u in home, sweetheart?
Uchiha Sasuke No, I'm in the park with dobe.
Haruno Sakura Can you pick me up the mall, pleeeeeaseee?
Uchiha Sasuke Hn. 5 minutes.
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Yamanaka Ino
Where's my boyfriend when I need him?
Tenten, Karin and 5 Others like this.
Haruno Sakura He's playing the XBOX. FAIL.
Tenten, Hozuki Suigetsu, Juugo and 12 Others like this.
Akimichi Chouji It's true. I'm next him.
Yamanaka Ino WHAT? Chouji, say Shika to call me NOW.
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Haruno Sakura
I've got the best boyfriend of the world.
Uchiha Sasuke likes this.
Yamanaka Ino Lies.
Haruno Sakura FUCK YOU PIG!
Haruno Sakura Love youuu baaaabe.
Uchiha Sasuke I know that, honey.
Uzumaki Naruto PUKE RAINBOWS!
Hyuga Neji and Juugo like this.
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Uzumaki Naruto
Today, an afternoon with my friends in the karaoke.
Hyuga Hinata, Uchiha Sasuke and 7 Others like this.
Haruno Sakura YEEEEAH! The girls will win!
Yamanaka Ino Agree.
Uzumaki Naruto Disagree.
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Karin
Laaaast Fridaaay Nighhhhhhhhhhhht.
Yamanaka Ino, Tenten and 5 Others like this.
Karin FUCK YEAH! 7250 points!
Hozuki Suigetsu Damn carrot! You're fucking good.
Karin Don't insult me fish face.
Hozuki Suigetsu Make me ;)
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Haruno Sakura
It's my life, it's now o never. I ain't gonna live forever.
Uzumaki Naruto and 17 Others like this.
Yamanaka Ino Hahaha stupid Naruto! He missed singing with the forehead.
Uzumaki Naruto OMG. Sakura is very good, she's more than Karin.
Haruno Sakura FUCK THIS KARIN! 10125 points!
Karin It's just luck, whore.
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Hozuki Suigetsu
I will never sing with Neji and Shikamaru.
Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and 16 Others like this.
Uchiha Sasuke Hn. I agree.
Tenten My boyfriend doesn't know how to sing.
Yamanaka Ino Mine either.
Hyuga Neji It's a stupid game.
Nara Shikamaru That's problematic, let's go home!
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Haruno Sakura
And the rest of the night I pass by your side.
Yamanaka Ino, Karin and 21 Other like this.
Inuzuka Kiba I'm waiting for you.
Uchiha Sasuke I'll kill you, dog.
Haruno Sakura Sorry, darling . Not you.
Inuzuka Kiba Ouch :(
Uchiha Sasuke Fuck mutt! She's MY girlfriend.
Haruno Sakura You're very jealous and possessive, love.
Uchiha Sasuke Not enough.
Yamanaka Ino She spends her night with ME, Sasuke.
Karin and Hyuga Hinata like this.
Haruno Sakura Sure, pig :D
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Uchiha Sasuke to Haruno Sakura
Do you want to spend your night with me at home?
Haruno Sakura Doing what?
Uchiha Sasuke Making love, babe ;)
Haruno Sakura likes this.
Haruno Sakura Sounds damn good.
Karin PERVERTS! GO TO A MOTEL!
Haruno Sakura Don't worry hooker. I'm going to his house.
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Uzumaki Naruto
Seeing a film with my Hinata-chan, Neji and his girlfriend.
Hyuga Hinata likes this.
Hyuga Hinata I love you, Naru-kun.
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Yamanaka Ino
IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE BEAAAACH!
Haruno Sakura, Hyuga Hinata and 9 Others like this.
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Karin
Outside the city. In the beach with the ladies.
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Haruno Sakura
Sun, beach and boys, what else?
Yamanaka Ino, Tenten and Karin like this.
Karin LOOK AT THAT HOT BOY WITH THE GREEN SWIMSUIT!
Yamanaka Ino Holy shit! I LOVE THE BEACH.
Haruno Sakura likes this.
Uchiha Sasuke If you don't stop looking at them, I GO to the beach.
Haruno Sakura I think not.
Uchiha Sasuke Wait and see.
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Hyuga Neji
Going to the beach to pick up the girls.
Uzumaki Naruto likes this.
Tenten I don't believe this, darling.
Hyuga Neji 25 minutes.
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Hyuga Hinata
Why are the boys angry?
Haruno Sakura Because we're looking this hot fuuuuucking men.
Yamanaka Ino and Karin like this.
Uchiha Sasuke Hot fucking men? Okay, 15 minutes.
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Hozuki Suigetsu
I'm very nervous. How many guys I have to kill?
Karin None.
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Haruno Sakura
OMG. OMG. WTF ARE DOING MY BOYFRIEND IN THE BEACH?
Hyuga Hinata, Tenten and Yamanaka Ino like this.
Uchiha Sasuke Warn you.
Haruno Sakura You'ree baaaad Sasuke-kun :( That boy wasn't doing anything. Why did you hit him?
Uchiha Sasuke He deserved it.
Uzumaki Naruto I agree with the teme.
Nara Shikamaru Me too.
Haruno Sakura You guys are fucking idiots.
Karin likes this.
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Uzumaki Naruto
I feel tired after hitting so many men.
Hyuga Neji, Uchiha Sasuke and 10 Others like this.
Haruno Sakura FUCK YOU NARUTO!
Uzumaki Naruto Sorry Sakura-chan but it wasn't my idea. It was your boyfriend.
Haruno Sakura That's stupid asshole.
Uchiha Sasuke Don't affront me, Sakura.
Haruno Sakura If I want.
Uchiha Sasuke Shut up and don't induce me.
Haruno Sakura Fuck you, Uchiha.
Uchiha Sasuke I prefer to fuck you, babe ;)
Uzumaki Naruto AH! I DON'T WAAANT TO READ THISSSS.
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Haruno Sakura to Sasuke Uchiha
C'mon, I'm waiting to fuck me, sweet.
Uchiha Sasuke like this.
Uchiha Sasuke I'm going to your hotel room.
Haruno Sakura Hmm, I'm lying in my bed.
Uchiha Sasuke Don't move from there. Only for open me the door.
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Karin and Hozuki Suigetsu is in a relationship
Haruno Sakura, Tenten and 5 Others like this.
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Uchiha Sasuke
I have got a sexy and attractive girlfriend.
Haruno Sakura and 15 Others like this.
Inuzuka Kiba I agree with you, Sasuke!
Hozuki Suigetsu Yeah, Sasuke.
Uchiha Sasuke You and you are dead.
Haruno Sakura I love you so much Sasuke-kun.
Uchiha Sasuke I love you too my babe.
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Haruno Sakura
The best vacation of my life with Uchiha Sasuke and my friends
Uchiha Sasuke, Tenten and 13 Others like this.
Uzumaki Naruto Next stop, Linkin Park concert!
Haruno Sakura and Inuzuka Kiba like this.
Tenten Oh yeah! Cheeeeester ;)
Haruno Sakura And Mike baby! That fucking man.
Uchiha Sasuke Who?
Haruno Sakura A perfect man Sasuke!
Uchiha Sasuke I think that I MUST GO to the concert.
Haruno Sakura But you don't like them. Why will you come?
Uchiha Sasuke Because I need to control you, my love.
Haruno Sakura Asshole.
Uchiha Sasuke But you love me.
Haruno Sakura Lies.
Uchiha Sasuke Whatever Sakura.
Haruno Sakura Fuck me.
Nara Shikamaru Here we go again.
Uzumaki Naruto, Karin, Hyuga Neji and 34 Others like this.
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Did you likeeee? :3 I hope that I not to have made many mistakes, I still practise T.T
I want to write other english fics..maybe ;) hahaahah
A greeting, Shendy.