A/N: disclaimer:i do not own hannah montana and blah blah

Oliver and Jake sat down at the bar.

"Two beers keep them coming," they ordered. The waitress placed the glasses on the table and left.

"Sad about Lilly mate," Jake said.

"It's ok, she gave me a little girl, let her rest in peace." Oliver said sadly. Jake smiled.

"How is Lila doing?" he asked. "She's fine, staying at her stepdad's house." Oliver repiled.

"And now, The Great Hannah Montana!" the annoucer said. The curtains went apart and it showed a lady of twenty with a long red red dress and lipstick with her blonde hair all curly(She looked like christina in Ain't no other man).

"Boy, don't you play with me,"

"Just because ur funny, hott and smart doesn't mean you can win ma heart."

"It takes a real man tooooooooo"

"Hold me, protect me, and loooooove meeeee"

Jake and Oliver gasped. A few years ago, Miley, Oliver and Lily went their seperate ways. Miley went and took Hannah Montana as a life-time career. She dyed her hair blonde and had it permed.

ok here's the story:

Lily and Oliver married and never went to collage, they had a girl named Lilliane. Jake Ryan faded from his acting career even tho he's still quite famous. Jake and Oliver met at StarBucks where Oliver was working. Soon they began to be close friends. When Lilliane was 2, Jake was walking around downtown, where Oliver vowed never to go where he saw Lily and a man kissing, making out. He reported back to Oliver and soon they found out that she was having an affair with her boss, Craig. And they divorced, but Lily felt bad and gave the custody of Lilliane to Oliver. Jake moved in and helped out. Miley permently changed her name to Hannah Miley Stewart Montana and her acting and singing career was booming. She was rich and famous. Miley had a clothes line, and a children's learning center. She went to Africa a lot to help. Jackson and her dad became her manager. Secertly, Oliver still liked Miley, but that feeling was wayyyy down of the bootom of his heart. Like his feeling to Lily now. The problem was that Lily was pregnant with Oliver's child before she started the affair and didn't know it. So Lily gave birth to the baby shortly after the marriage to Craig and died in child birth rite before she said to let Oliver have FULL custody was the children. He named the baby, Lila. BUT! Lily had TRIPLETS! So there was Lila, Liam, and Lilee. Oliver was doing his best to support the baby by hiaring nurses and Jake helping out.

Jake gasped and gazed upon Miley/Hannah. After the show Oliver and Jake knocked on her dressing room door.

"Who is it?" a sweet voice asked.

"Jake and Oliver from Sea Veiw High." they said. The door opened to reveal a small lady. Her glassses were on her nose, slightly crooked. Her outfit looked like it was picked out with her eyes closed. "Hannah!" she yelled.

A blonde came in the room and waved her hand. The girl left.

"Oliver, Jake! It's been so long my old friends!" she said. "Come in, make urself at home, Harold 3 martineies!" she yelled and sat down on a pink fluffy coach. "So, how r u?" she asked, sipping her drink. "Good Miley, ummmmmm wow i haven't heard from u in years." Oliver said. "So, have u heard from Lily?" she asked. Oliver's eyes filled up with tears. He looked away. "Is there a bathroom?" he asked. "Down the hall 1st door on ur left." she said. Oliver got up and walked away. "Ummm Miley i don't know how to tell u this but ummmm, Lily...passed away in child birth to Oliver's children." Jake said.

Miley sat up. "Oh gosh, no!" Miley cried. "I'm sorry." he said and told her the whole story just in time as Oliver came. "Oh wow."

"I noe, sad rite?" Jake asked.

"No, it's just Lily and i were talking on AIM(IM) just a few months ago and she said she never heard from Oliver and that she had a boyfriend named Craig." Miley said. Oliver just got back and sat on the couch.

"Ummmm, so i was wondering, where do u guys work?" Miley asked.

"No where." they both said.

"Would u guys like to...be ma escorts?" Miley asked "I'll pay."

"We'll take it." they both said.

"Excellent!"

"So, I was wondering." Miley said. She flippped her blonde hair back. "You guys have girlfriends?"

"Welll, no, after Lily and i, i was heartbroken." Oliver answered.

"No Girl lived up to ma standereds." Jake said.

So Miley and the boys sooon caught up in their lives...

Two months later...

Jake and Miley entered the elevator in the Tipton Hotel. Oliver was downstairs flirting with Maddie. Hannah and Jake embraced and kissed passiontly. Miley and Jake have been having this affair for weeks. Miley moaned. DING! They stoppped as two blonde boys entered. They were twins.

"HEY! UR HANNAH MONTANA!" they yellled. "Yes i am." she giggled. "Can we have ur autograph?????" they asked. "OK, and u two are?" she asked. "Zack and Cody!" they yellled. "Ok, here u go!" she said. "Hey aren't Jake Ryan, Hannah's Lover?" Cody asked. "How did u know?" he asked. "Wellllll, you guys are holding hands and the papperazzi have a pic of u two kissing?" Cody said. Hannah and Jake blushed. "Rite, ok boys, bye!" she said.

The two entered their suite rooom and sat down. Jake went and flopped on the bed. "I-am-so-tired." he said. Miley laughed. She pushed him off the bed. "HEY!" he shouted and Miley ran. Jake, as being a man cought her and soon they were making out on the couch. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" a voice asked. The two lovers looked up. Oliver and maddie were there. "OMG!" Maddie screamed. "THis is sooooooo coool. Hi Hannah! Remember me, MADDIE?" she cried. Miley nodded. Yet, there was a crowd of ppl behind the door taking pictures of jake on top of Miley. "Uh-oh." she simply said.

soooooooo, did u Guy's like it?????????????????????????????????????????????? yea, i'm sorry for da ppl who r moliver fan, i am too. but i reallly like the Jake and Miley paring toooooo! OK! ummmmmmmmm. Some sneak peeks:

"I'm having a baby."

"Cody, how could you!?"

"LONDON HAS A CRUSH ON HIM!?"

"Good Morning america, we've just got news that Hannah Montana is reallllly, MILEY STEWART!"