Wendy is Naked
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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It was a dark and murky day in the borg swamp...things croaked...right before they got eaten...and then those things got eaten...Yep...just another typical forg-eat-frog day...
BOOM!
Out from the muck erupted a fearsome slugborg! It's razor sharp jaws trying to rip apart Samurai Wendy! But Wendy was tough! She held her ground, grasped the jaws and used her considerable strength to keep them from making a meal out of her!
Suddenly the beast dived back into the murky swamp, taking the red-head down with it...for a moment...silence returned...
Then Wendy's head broke out of the filthy water...she gasped thankfully for a breath of air...then quickly looked around to check her surroundings...
BOOM!
And now the beast was behind her! Quickly Wendy swam away-
SNAP!
But the beast was too quick! It extended it's neck rapidly and snapped it's jaws on her once more! Dragging her down into the murk yet again! Wendy once more broke the surface- Only to suddenly find herself on the creatures head!
The beast shook, squirmed, and dived around, desperate to get shake her off into it's hungry jaws!
Finally, Wendy drew out her sword and just as the beast dove into the murk again- SHE STRUCK!
Once again...silence reigned in the swamp...nothing, nowhere seemed to move at all...
ZAP!
Then the monster emerged once more...it's body sparking where the sword pierced it...for a moment it stood in defiance of the grievous damage caused to it's person...but finally...it succumbed...and sank back into the murky depths from whence it came...forever silenced...
Wendy groaned as she dragged her aching body out of the swamp. "That is the LAST time I take directions from a talking beagle." Thought the teenager to herself annoyed...
She then took a whiff of herself, and nearly passed out! She was rank! Fortunately, their was a waterfall nearby...
She ditched her clothes and sword and savored the feel of water trickling down her body as the waterfall washed her clean...
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"You need to get her stuff to sell to keep you and your sister from starving, which you can only do if you keep eyes on her at all times to make sure she doesn't spot you...keeping yourself and your sister from starving dose NOT make you a pervert."
A flustered 12-year old Dipper Pines repeated this in his head over and over again as he watched the cute red-headed teen bathe, while cautiously moving toward her discarded gear...
Making sure that his white rabbit camouflage was still secure...he swiped the gear while she was still relaxing by the waterside...
"HEY, MY CLOTHES!"
Dipper cursed himself, as he quickly fled with all her stuff... "I'm a white rabbit running from a naked Samurai teenage girl...it's like were one Rabbi away from a bad bar joke."
Joked Dipper desperately as he tried very hard not to be caught by the enraged red-head...
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"GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID RABBIT!"
Screamed an angry and embarrassed Wendy, bad enough her sword was taken- But to end up buck naked as well- No, she was going to make stew out of that stupid rat!
Wendy saw the rabbit jump into a bush-
"GOT YOU!"
She shouted as she jumped forward into the bush...only to keep falling!?
"I HATE MY LIFE!"
Screamed the naked Teen as she literally fell down the rabbit hole...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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