THEMAURADERS
Sirius: He is kidnapped at my house. See? Another funny fic. When are you romantic?
Ash: I have tried. It just is not my thing to be all kissy-face.
Sirius: Cant you do one sweet story for me?
Ash: Fine. I will do one sweet story.
Sirius: (Kisses me) Thank you.
(Well, while we are busy, I guess the song should start, huh?)
(SONG BEGINS)
If there's something strange in the wizarding world, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. If there's something weird and it looks like Peeves, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. I ain't afraid of no Voldemort. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. If you're seeing Hermione running through your head, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. If a mean, old Snape is sleeping in your bed, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. If you're all alone and a pretty woman, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. Uh-uh and we all love Lily. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. If you have the Bloody Baron in your home, you call? The Mauraders. OW! Let me tell ya: Defeating Voldemort makes us feel good. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. Don't get caught alone with Binns, or you call? The Mauraders. When Quirrel comes to your door, you call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. I cant hear you: Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. OW! Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Louder: Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Tell me: Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. (SONG ENDS)
Sirius: (Looks at me) That was your big idea?
Ash: (Pouts) What's wrong with it?
Sirius: (Takes out a piece of paper) Well…..it was blah,blah,blah. (This goes on for an hour)
Ash: All right. I get your point.
Sirius: Now lets end this thing. You have to study for a test.
Ash: When do I study?
Sirius: It's a final. You better study.
Ash: I did study for an hour. I should be fine.
Sirius: O.K. remember, I trust you enough to hope you do well.
Ash: Good.
(Now I know it sucked as Sirius reminded me, but I did try. I have no inspiration in life and that is something I could use. Time for me to go now. See you later.
Sirius: He is kidnapped at my house. See? Another funny fic. When are you romantic?
Ash: I have tried. It just is not my thing to be all kissy-face.
Sirius: Cant you do one sweet story for me?
Ash: Fine. I will do one sweet story.
Sirius: (Kisses me) Thank you.
(Well, while we are busy, I guess the song should start, huh?)
(SONG BEGINS)
If there's something strange in the wizarding world, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. If there's something weird and it looks like Peeves, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. I ain't afraid of no Voldemort. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. If you're seeing Hermione running through your head, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. If a mean, old Snape is sleeping in your bed, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. If you're all alone and a pretty woman, who you gonna call? The Mauraders. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. Uh-uh and we all love Lily. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. If you have the Bloody Baron in your home, you call? The Mauraders. OW! Let me tell ya: Defeating Voldemort makes us feel good. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. I aint afraid of no Voldemort. Don't get caught alone with Binns, or you call? The Mauraders. When Quirrel comes to your door, you call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. I cant hear you: Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. OW! Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Louder: Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Tell me: Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. Who you gonna call? The Mauraders. (SONG ENDS)
Sirius: (Looks at me) That was your big idea?
Ash: (Pouts) What's wrong with it?
Sirius: (Takes out a piece of paper) Well…..it was blah,blah,blah. (This goes on for an hour)
Ash: All right. I get your point.
Sirius: Now lets end this thing. You have to study for a test.
Ash: When do I study?
Sirius: It's a final. You better study.
Ash: I did study for an hour. I should be fine.
Sirius: O.K. remember, I trust you enough to hope you do well.
Ash: Good.
(Now I know it sucked as Sirius reminded me, but I did try. I have no inspiration in life and that is something I could use. Time for me to go now. See you later.