A/N: One of my favorite shows, and also if you want to se a really funny whose line fanfiction, there's a harry potter one that made me laugh a good amount. Whose Line Is It Anyway Harry Potter Style. For me, I'll be writing Whose Line is it Anyway, Disney Style.
Mickey: Good evening everybody, welcome to whose line Disney Style. On tonight's show, from street rat to fat cat, Aladdin.
Aladdin gives a big smile and a wave.
Mickey: He's a cuddly little sadist, Lustig Morder.
Lustig gives a big creepy smile while tilting his head.
Mickey: We could've used him in planet of the apes, Clayton!
Clayton gives a charming smile and nod of his head.
Mickey: She used to perform for money, now it's for points, Esmeralda!
Esmeralda blows a kiss to the camera.
Mickey: And I'm your host Mickey, come down and have some fun.
Mickey walks from the audience to his desk. The four performers are at their seats.
Mickey: Welcome to Whose Line Disney Style, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right the points are just like a villain's backstory. They're going to die anyway, why bother?
The audience gets a few laughs from that, and Clayton even shrugs and nods in agreement.
Mickey: Alright, and for those of you who don't know the show, we have our four performers do various skits and such. At the end, the person with the most points gets to do something special with me.
The audience laughs.
Lustig: Are you going to tell us what that means, or would it get censored?
The audience laughs even more, and even Mickey chuckles.
Mickey: Alright, let's get to our first game, weird newscasters, this is for all four of you.
The four get up.
Mickey: Ok, Aladdin, you're going to be the anchor. Esmeralda you'll be the co-anchor, and your quirk is that you are extremely afraid of people looking at you.
Esmeralda: Well that's a first.
Mickey: Lustig, you'll do sports, and you are an undercover cop who thinks he has found the man he's been chasing.
Lustig nods.
Mickey: And Clayton, you'll be the weather man, and you are a crazed member of PETA.
The audience laughs at the irony. Clayton looks indignant.
Mickey: Ok, let's start.
The music for the game begins.
Aladdin: And welcome back to 6ish o'clock news, with your anchor, I.P Freely. Today tragedy struck the house of mouse as a fire caught on and burned the building down. When asked what he was going to do now, Mickey sighed and said, "I am going to hell." He then walked to the whose line building.
Mickey was laughing along with the audience.
Aladdin: And now I take it to my co-star, Uglier Betty. Uglier?
Esmeralda got a horrified look on her face and then hid behind Aladdin. Aladdin moved, and Esmeralda ran under Mickey's desk.
Aladdin: And one can only guess what she might be doing down there. Thank you for that report, and now we go to the sports, with Seymour Butts, Seymour?
Lustig (trying to hold back a laugh): Thanks I.P. Now today... (Lustig starts staring at a certain part of the audience.) we have the game between the cops and the criminals. The criminals didn't know it, but the cops were about to kick a- AHA THERE YOU ARE!
Lustig starts running up the stairs of the audience and grabs Tinkerbelle. She then threw him down the stairs. Peter Pan whispered something into her ear, and she suddenly looked less angry, and a little sorry.
Lustig lay down near the bottom of the steps, rubbing his head.
Lustig: Back to you, P.I.
Aladdin is trying to quit laughing.
Aladdin: Thank you, for that... display of manliness. Hahahaha. Ok, now for weather, with Claude Balls, Claude?
Clayton starts holding up a pretend sign.
Clayton: Way to go Tink! You show that no good human who's boss! Himanity, stop harassing poor animals and magical creatures! Stop being so cruel!
Clayton then runs over to Lustig and pretends to kick him.
Clayton: How do you like it, MAN! How do you like being the one getting abused! HUH!
Aladdin: Thank you for the report Claude. Well, that's it. Thanks for watching.
Mickey hit the little buzzer on his desk to end the game. The four performers took their seats.
Mickey: 1000 points to everybody, except for Lustig for getting the crap beat out of him.
Lustig: Oh darn, those points were going to pay for my medical expenses.
Esmeralda gave a mock sympathetic look.
Esmeralda: Here, you can have some of mine.
Mickey hit the buzzer.
Mickey: Nope! No sharing.
Esmeralda: Alright, MINE!
Esmeralda pretended to take back the points.
Lustig: I feel loved.
Next game will be different. It's called scenes from a hat. Now I need some ideas for how to do that one. If you don't know what it is, look it up on youtube it's hilarious. So long for now.