I do not claim anything in this story, I'm still just a fan.
The Computer
Zack sat there glued to the computer, I had to shut the computer down, just to check my e-mail for five minutes. I don't know if he was doing this to bug me or he couldn't stop playing a random RPG.
"What? Why did you do that? I was almost done!" Zack exclaimed. Right he said he was almost done yesterday!
"I don't care!! I need to check my e-mail for not even ten minutes!" I yell at him, just in time for Jessica to come in. I'm in BIG trouble now.
"Did you just yell at Zack?" she said with a devilish look in her eye.
"No," I say trying not to make her think I did, obviously she wasn't fooled.
"I believe you were. At least that's what I heard when I walked in. What did she do?" she asks Zack.
"She turned off the computer!" Zack said, sticking his tongue out at me.
"You did WHAT!!" she said, now steam was coming out of her ears. "Don't worry, Zack, I'll avenge you!"
"No revenge plotting in there, last time you plotted revenge there were stains EVERYWHERE!" Tifa said, being a neat freak, like always. "No ands ifs or buts, understand?"
"I guess!" Jessica said, there was no disappointment in her voice, so I knew she was going to do the exact opposite. And Zack knew it too!
"I will see you tomorrow!" she said in a sing-songy kind of way, and she's NEVER happy, unless she's got something up her sleeve. Also, she'd be happy if she killed Cloud, which won't happen.
I spied on her, until I fell asleep, she had to have made her move then, because I found salt in my cereal, all my clothes with holes in them, and all my movies either broke in half, or the tape has been cut out. And now I'm VERY mad!
"JESSICA!!" I yelled, "Tifa told you not to plot revenge!"
"You plotted revenge, even though I said not to? I'm sorry, but you going to have to deal with Cloud now," Tifa said, knowing how much they hated each other.
"What?! No, he'll kill me, or worse put me in a pink dress, like I did to him! Please, don't make me!" Jessica yelled, I knew this was going to be funny.
"He, he! I finally get to get you back for all those times sydnie (me incase I forgot to tell you) had to give me phoenix downs because you killed me!" you were able to see the emo spirit lifting.
"Go emo chocobo!" I blurted out.
"Hey! I'm NOT emo!" he got mad at me, and he doesn't do that often.
"But you're MY emo chocobo!" I said making him a little calmer.
"So how do you feel about a pink, puffy, glittery, princess-like dress!" he was loving this! But this wasn't worse than what she did to cloud, lets leave it at, he'll never be able to walk in the dress store again!
"Noooooo!! I hate it when my plans are foiled," she said. I LOVE it when her plans are foiled.
Sooo….you can just see her chasing after Cloud in a pink, puffy, uh, whatever it was, dress! But it all goes down hill from there, so I'll end it here, before I'd have to make it a horror story, sooo PEACE!!