I know there are other stories like this, but I had some great TDI parodies I wanted to get out of my mind. This first one is a parody of one of my favorite songs. Enjoy.

This song is in honor of Harold and Leshawna. The song is sung in Harold's POV.


"Hey There Leshawna" parody of "Hey There Delilah" by The Plain White Tees.

Hey there Leshawna
What's it like on Wawanakwa?
I'm on the enemy team
But girl, tonight you look so hot
Oh yes you do
Chris's teeth can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Leshawna
Don't you worry about leaving
Everyone wants Heather gone first
So you can stop your heavy breathing
Check it out
I've got mad skills without a doubt
You can't live without

Oh what Duncan does to me
Oh what Duncan does to me
Oh what Duncan does to me
Oh what Duncan does to me
It's why you love me

Hey there Leshawna
I know these challenges are hard
But just believe me, girl
You're gonna make it pretty far
You'll have it good
I wouldn't vote you off if I could
My word is good

Hey there Leshawna
I've got so much more to say
If every haiku I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
In love with my mad skills you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh what Duncan does to me
Oh what Duncan does to me
Oh what Duncan does to me
Oh what Duncan does to me

The Dock of Shame seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Duncan would make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Leshawna I can promise you
That by the time this show is through
The world will never ever be the same
And Heather's to blame

Hey there Leshawna
Play the game and don't you miss me
Two more weeks and then this show is done
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Leshawna here's to you
This one's for you

Oh what Duncan does to me
Oh what Duncan does to me
Oh what Duncan does to me
Oh what Duncan does to me

It's why you love me