Megs revenge
Family guy fic
Meg stood in front of Lois and Peter, her face flushed with anger. "I AM YOUR DAUGHTER!" she screamed. "and yet, you've neglected me" she turned to peter. "You Shot Me! You Stupid Bitch!
She then turned to Chris, told him that his death would be agonizing. she set up an NES with Ghosts n goblins. After 4 hours of enduring Chris's angry screaming, she violently smashed his head in, turned to Peter and kicked him in the nuts so hard that they flew out of his ass, which Brian then ate, mistaking them for acorns. "Meg, please!" begged Peter. Meg kept kicking. "fart on me one more time dad, ONE MORE TIME!" she screamed as she kicked his stomach till it was black and blue. She then dragged Peter to the kitchen, propped him up on a chair, forced him to play the turbo tunnel in Battle toads for 4 hours, got some tape and taped his dick to his stomach. in extreme pain, Peter managed to cut the tape off but lopped off his dick by mistake, which Brian swallowed by accident. he choked and died.
"come out come out mother!" Meg cooed. Lois ran into the bedroom and barricaded it. Meg heard a knock at the door and saw Joe and Quagmire. "Hey Meg" Joe said. "we got a report about noise, can we come in?" he asked. Meg had them wait, stashed the bodies and let them in. "awful lot of blood" said Joe. Quagmire looked around, nervous. he noticed a brown phallic thing on the floor. "is that… is that peter's dick?" asked Quagmire, now frightened.
Meg didn't respond. For the longest time she sat down, her eyes closed. "meg?" asked Joe.
"Meg, are you okay?" asked Joe. She turned around, holding Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for NES. Joe screamed and Quagmire ran out the door. "meg, please calm down, we can sort this out. Meg… please meg, put the Cart down. Meg STOP!" he screamed as she taped his wheels to the floor and forced him to play. after 4 hours, he blew his brains out. Quagmire was forced to Look at Meg's boobs. now blind, he slipped on some Legos and died.
Lois ran to a neighbor's home and found shelter. "say, you're not Megs mother, are you?" asked the neighbor. "n, no" said Lois, her voice shaking. The Neighbor, was horrified of her abuse, knocked Lois out and drove her back. Along the way, he gave meg a Copy of Action 52, Raid 2020 and Dragons lair, all for NES.
Lois woke up to find herself strapped down. To her horror, Meg had set up an NES with the crappiest games in the NES library all lined up in a row. She screamed. Meg stood over her with the carts.
"this is fun Mother! It's amazing how much pain the mind can withstand
"p... please let me go Honey"
Meg responded by making her play Friday the 13th. Lois Panicked as the title screen appeared.
She tried to compromise "how about this, you let me go, and I never speak of this again?"
Meg thought for a moment, then refused, reasoning that Lois knew too much.
Lois was put through a seven hour gauntlet of bad game design, fiendish checkpoints and terrible grammar. finally, Lois dropped to the floor, her eyes bloodshot.
Meg then released Lois, who went mad from stress
Meg sat down as Lois tried to attack her. eventually Lois got the upper hand and knocked her out.
Lois put meg through 144 hours of Jimmy Buffet, 2 hours of chick flicks, a bowl of spicy curry filled to the brim with Ghost peppers and forced her to eat a laxative.
in the bathroom, Meg strained extremely hard. so hard that her mouth dried out, her eyeballs receded into her skull, her veins bulged and she grew a dick through sheer pain. after passing the equivalent of Montezuma's late grandmother's uncle, she dropped dead from heart failure.
(I personally view Seahorse Seashell Party as a terrible, poorly made episode that offers no resolution and only serves to slap the viewer in the face. Hopefully you can look past the gore and violence and see the true point: Meg has had ENOUGH.)