AN: Hello! Here's just some little tidbits I came up with using a random word generator. Thought I might put it up, see what happens. These one-liner things are pretty fun, actually. I think everyone needs to try it at some point.

Oh, and if "vote" appears to bear a very close resemblance to a scene from Glee, that's because it essentially is.

Joint
Kirk looked down at the joint in his hand, before looking back up at his mother. "Um…it's for medicinal purposes?"

Dived
Kirk wasn't much for hiding, but when he heard Uhura's voice ring out through the room, he was almost glad he'd dived under the bed.

Vote
"All those in favor?" He didn't bother counting the hands that did not rise up. "All those against?" Only Bones' hand rose in the air. Jim looked at his friend with faux-sympathy. "Looks like the ayes have it."

Breach
As Kirk used his captain's override code to get into her room, he couldn't help but snigger at his new definition for 'security breach.'

Yipped
"I had a girlfriend who yipped once." Kirk stared at Chekov blankly.

Clown
"Why am I afraid of clowns?" Kirk asked incredulously. "Why are you not?"

Fractured
"I'm dying!" Kirk yelled. "Why else would it all hurt?" Bones made a noise that sounded like "tch" before responding, "You fractured your finger, you drunken idiot."

Sheepish
There were a grand total of two people in this world that could make Jim feel this way. The first: his mother. The second: his doctor.

Hip
The last thing Jim could remember was a distinctly male voice coming from a distinctly female body asking, "Are you, or are you not, hip to my jive?"

Bed
He may have liked a lot of things about her but he wasn't going to lie; above all, he liked her bed.

Token
You know, no matter how many times he said it, calling Spock their "token alien" never ceased to be funny. And it wasn't even that funny.

Drink
Jim knew he shouldn't have had that last Andorian Sunrise.

Slut
"God God, man, do you have to sleep with everything with a pulse? You're gonna get a disease!"

Shut
There were some things Kirk really did not need to see. He decided to keep the door between his room and Spock's shut at all times from now on.

Entrance
Kirk paused at her entrance, debating if they really should go through with this. "Get on with it already," she said, and he smiled and stepped through the doorway.

Cheating
He didn't like to think of it as cheating…he liked to think of it as winning.

Teapot
In all his years of barfights, he never thought he'd get hit with a teapot.

Breeding
Kirk came to realize that he should be afraid of his bathroom. There was undoubtedly something breeding in there.

Inclination
He would not deny that he had a strong inclination to do whatever rubbed everyone else the wrong way.