Pathetic Email

Pathetic. You're just so incredibly pathetic. How could I have actually somehow liked you in the past??

Today, I went online to checkup on facebook. I opened up "inbox." And I found a message from you there, your ugly profile picture set to the left of it. The sight of it made my heart stop. I was just so disgusted! There's the title of the whole message. Re: Hi. WTH?! I thought I told you to leave me alone already!!

Just when I was about to delete the message, I decided to open it and read it. After all, I had some time to kill. Wouldn't hurt to at least see what the stalkerish little bugger had wrote for me.

The message popped up and..WTF?!! What kind of message is this?? I read it all the way through two times, just to make sure this was real.

You want me to go on another date with you? Maybe I'm wrong about dumping you silently?? You miss me?! You don't have the stomach to talk to me?? You're sorry for being a jerk? Again-double WTF!! And not having the stomach to even talk to me?? Double Pathetic!! This kid is driving me insane!!

Look, I know I shouldn't be so mean to the kid. After all, what other guy actually likes me? What other kid thinks I'm really pretty and wants to take me out on another date? What guy even thinks I'm even a little normal and attractive? No one, I tell you, except this one.

My eyes flash to the bottom of the message. I see that he's signed his name with the word sincerely. Not Your's truly. Love. My heart is caught in my throat. That's kind of sweet..I guess. But I swear I'm never going to like him again.

I've already promised myself I'd never like him again. Because he's nothing like me if you think about it really hard. Yeah, we share the same love of acting, singing, anime, and some books and movies. But his personality is really nothing like mine. He's not really good looking. And he's not athletic at all, though he thinks he is. After all, my heart is already set on someone else, and has been for like, two years now. And the person my heart is set on is incredibly perfect for me, unlike my stalker.

This guy is perfectly twilight-vampire beautiful, at least in my opinion. His skin is a nice rosy color, and he has slightly tousled, yet cute brown short hair. His eyes, clear blue seem to shoot through your entire soul. And personality wise, he's a bit better for me, in my opinion.

Because this guy, was my BEST FRIEND! We played knockout and other sports together as scrawny little near-sixth graders in summer camp. We made fun of each other but in a happy, friend-ship worthy way. We had lots of other friends too, who we'd hang out with. This guy respected me for who I was before, and it felt wonderful, because he was goodlooking, not to mention he has a normal name and isn't a complete nerd!!

SO, not to be shallow or anything, I want a nice, good looking, friendly, outgoing guy, who looks like he at least spent one day out in the sunlight, and yet again, has a normal Name!!

I sigh, loudly, and decide to send a message back. After all, it couldn't hurt, could it? So I hit the reply message, and begin to type a short message.

I tell him that no, I can't go on any date with him because I'm way too busy, and my parents wouldn't like that. I also, for good measure, tell him that when he asked me if I wanted to go to a pizzeria for a date, he spelled it wrong. (pizzaria) And then, when I signed out with my name, i didn't write anything above it, just my name with a dash to the left of it.

I take a deep breath, and click on the send button.

I'm sorry.

But I can't let your pathetic email message ruin my life.

comment if you kind of like. I know you probably would have liked it if I actually based this on an actual story. But I hope you at least liked it. I might actually add the boy's POV!!

CoMmEnT aWaY pLeAsE!!!