/One time, I asked the teacher in my school if I can go to the bathroom, they said yes. I went to the bathroom and I fapped furiously for like twenty minutes, without any porn to fap to. Straight up raw, primal fap. When I came back to the classroom, they were laughing, as if they knew. What the hell. Like, can't a guy fap in school bathroom? Also, how did they know? I didn't hear anyone eavesdropping. That was many years ago. But the shame… it never dies.

…

And I say this beeecaaaausee I wanted to let you know that there is always a greater force above us all. Remember, God is watching you. Always. But not when you're fapping though, so don't worry. God always looks the other way when you're masturbating, so make sure to never be ashamed of what you're fapping to. Never.

Except if you fap to scat/obese/disabled/rape/incest. That's sick. Traps are fine though. Loli and shota are ok assuming that the characters are actually 5000 years old vampires or if there's some other shitty excuse. Then that's fine.

Alright, now that we've covered that, let us move to the actual story. Enjoy./

On Tuesday February 30th it happened that all the tables in Clucking Bell restaurant were taken and Naruto had to sit in front of Tenten, who was also there.

They didn't say anything for a few minutes, but then their meals arrived. Naruto ordered a chicken sandwich, and Tenten odered chicken wings.

"Bon apetite." Said Naruto.

"Dafuq are you saying you little fagass bitch, we're in Japan or some shit, we say Itadakimasu and no other bullshit, like, who the fuck you think you are?" Tenten exclaimed, strongly disapproving of what Naruto just said.

"Bitch I say whatever I want, I'm the fucking main character, this stupid fucking show is named after me, so better shut the fuck up." Naruto replied.

Tenten growled at him and started eating her meal.

Naruto ate the sandwich in one bite, but he was still hungry, so he grabbed a piece of Tenten's chicken.

"Dafuq are you doing?!" Tenten shouted.

"Eating."

"Stop stealing my shit, you bitch ass nigga!"

"Or what?"

"Or I'll call the police, or WORSE!"

"Pfft." Naruto ignored her and grabbed another piece of chicken.

"YOU'RE DEAD NOW NARUTO!"

"I DON'T THINK SO!"

And then Naruto popped his Nine Tails chakra, but Tenten countered it with her aquatic magic (?).

"Dafuq? This isn't a fucking card game, stop countering my techniques!" Naruto yelled.

"I bet you weren't expecting that, huh?" Tenten chuckled, "Now you're in my domain!"

Tenten used her Sharingan to teleport her and Naruto to some dark room full of dildos and chains.

"Where are we? How the fuck are you able to use Sharingan?! What's the fucking point of this story?!" Naruto bombarded Tenten with questions.

"I watched a YouTube guide by some Indian dude on how to use Sharingan."

"O.o"

"And the point of this story is to make everyone confused."

"And where are we?"

"This is my basement." Tenten stated, "Actually, this is a dark realm within my basement, which has a different time flow and space and shit."

"?"

"… meaning that time flies twenty times slower than in real life. Or some shit, I don't quite understand it myself either, lol."

"Why are we here?"

"I need to punish you for stealing my chicken."

"How are you going to do this?"

"Oh, that's obvious." Tenten giggled, "Through FEMDOM STRAPON RAPE OF COURSE!"

"HOLY FUK!11 AF;fa;f"

And so Naruto was raped in his ass with no lube for two months straight, and when Tenten finally released him, his asshole was so wide you could fit an entire… something, idfk.

THE END

To all Tenten x Naruto fans: I know that a story with these characters happens once in two thousand stories, but I really hope you enjoyed this one.

Lol jk, fk u all, Naruto's gae.

Lol jk, I luv Narutoe.