Greetings Dearies,
If you're reading this, it must mean you've come searching for news tales involving our beloved Swan Princess and her dashing, daring Pirate lover. But you didn't come here searching for just any old stories. Don't deny it. You've tired of reading every tiny detail, waiting on baited breath for what you've been promised. You want to get right to the source and fill whatever need it is that brought you here.
A warning though, dearie. The tales in this book may not be what you've been searching for. You may have wanted a story that tugs at the very heart of your being, and surely this will deliver. However, it may not be the pull that you wanted. Oh, you can turn around and search for something else, it probably be safer for you. But admit, you've now gotten curious. And you know what they say about curiosity!
So here's my offer, decide whether you want to continue, or go back to the safety of the library. Stay, or go. Simple as that. But keep in minds dearies, if you do happen to choose to continue reading, just know that this particular author is not known to be as forgiving as I've been known to be.
Choose carefully dearie, and remember, like magic, everything comes with a price. If you need me, just holler.
Your humble servant of the dark,
Rumpelstiltskin.