Kylo Ren landed in the new First Order base in his blakc command shuttle. The stormtroopers near bye came to apprehension and stood straight. Kylo walked out of the shuttle, his shining helmet governing in the light. The stormtroopers looked confused at him, because he was wearing differnt clothes?

Kyle Ren was wearing a shirt on it that said "Meat is Murder" on it, and tight jeans that had prints of tomatoes in them. When Kyro took of his helmet, the stromtroopers saw that he looked a lot healthier, with rosy cheeks (he still had a scar tho).

"Kylo why do you look so different?" The troopers consoled him.

"Im converted to a diet," Kylp respolded proudly.

"What diet?" The troopers were very curiosity.

"VEGAN," Kylo roared, and the troopers withered back fearly. "I don't eat food that comes from animals, because that's stealing," Kylo hissed. "Also it's murder if its meat." Kylo looked at the stormtroopers thinkingly and said "You should also be vegan, its really good."

"ok," the troopers said, but they actually weren't going to be vegn.

"I have to go bye," Kylo repulsed, and walked to Supreme Leader Snokee's secret chamber.

"Kylro Ren," the discussing man said. "You look,,, different'

"I'm vegan now," Kylo expressed. "When i was on the journey of self-discovering, i realized that veganism is the best way to live, it is healthy, also you spare animals from being killed"

"But Kylo," Snoke impored, "You kill hundreds of people all the time,"

"THIS IS DIFFERENT," Kyle steamed. "YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER FILTHY MEAT EATER." and with that Kylo strummed out of the room with anger burning in his (vegan) soul.


Kylo flew onto his bed with a fury, his rosy cheeks now bright red with anger.

"I hate Snoke," Kylo yeilded. And then he realized something imploringly!

"I need to convert the First Order to veganism," he screeched. This was Kylo's calling from above (or the force i guess). He needed to transfer his beliefs to his colleagues, and then his purpose in life would be fulfilled.

"I will convert them all," Kylo rumbled to Darth Fader's mask.

Kylo would begin his quest tomorrow, to convert the dairy and meat eating sinners to the justice.