Donna Noble screamed at something on the TARDIS floor. "Is that a rat!" she shouted.
Daisy Harkness laughed, giggling insanely, holding onto her sides. The Doctor laughed too.
"Oh, my God! It's fake? I'm going to-"
"What are you going to do? The Doctor asked. "You've threatened to leave twice now."
"Well… I will leave this time! I can't stand that girl. And…and she's a bad influence on you!"
"Oh, I'm a bad influence?" Daisy asked. "I'll tell you what a bad influence is." She leaned forward confidentially and wiggled her finger for Donna to come c loser.
"Don't say anything dirty," the Doctor and Donna said at the same time, though Donna actually shouted it.
Donna tentatively let Daisy speak into her ear. Suddenly she backed away. "I told you not to say anything dirty!"
"But I'm being serious!" Daisy said. "According to the Moon-People (and probably my dad), John is a bad influence on my uterus!"
"Oh," the Doctor said, acting bored. "It wasn't that dirty, Donna."
"It was too dirty!" Donna shrieked. "I don't need to hear about things like that from someone like her!"
"Someone like me?" Daisy said, taking offence. "I'm not that bad! I'm perfectly normal!"
"Yeah, you're normal alright… no, wait, you're an alien!"
"I'm not an alien! I'm half alien!"
The Doctor pulled Daisy back, using two long braids she had put in her hair to do so. "No fighting. I know you're itching to punch Donna in the face."
"At least I didn't go out and find a 'baby think it over' and stick it in her bed!"
The Doctor frowned. "Did you do that, Donna?"
Donna looked away slightly. "Maybe…"
The Doctor groaned and rolled his eyes. "And my companions always say that I'm not mature…" He went to the console to check the monitor, as the TARDIS had landed several minutes ago. He still had Daisy's braids in his hand.
Daisy suddenly neighed like a horse. Even though she was still mad, Donna giggled.
The Doctor let go of Daisy's braids. "I think you're forgetting how old you are?" he teased.
"Oh, I five years old," Daisy said in a small child's voice. "I want a pony! Give me a pony for my birthday!" she said, jumping up and down and pulling on the Doctor's arm.
"Ok, that's enough of that," Donna said, trying to stop laughing.
Daisy suddenly became serious. "Ok, where are we? Mondas? Telos? Skaro?"
"Absolutely not!" the Doctor said. "We're on Earth."
"Oh, how boring! Wait. Are we at Kublai Khan's court?"
"No, we're not. I can't cross my own timeline."
Daisy sighed. "When are we then? And where?" She pouted, getting in his face.
The Doctor moved away. "Oh, we're… I think I'll let you guess when…"
"Doctor!"
"We're on an island."
"Ooh, I get to go out first!" Daisy was out the doors before anyone could even think to stop her.
Donna rolled her eyes. She was about to say something when Daisy's voice sounded from outside.
"Oh, niiiice butt!"
"You're married!" Donna shouted out.
"I can still look. We're open, me and John!"
"Oh, my God!" Donna gasped. "You have got to be kidding me!"
"You honestly didn't expect that?" the Doctor asked. "Look at who raised her."
"Oh, that's true. I guess he is rather odd."
"To him, it's all normal."