"He had fangs! I started screaming and this totally hot guy runs up, punches the toothy asshole off me and whips out a machete!"
"No!"
"And cuts off toothy guy's head!"
"No way!"
"Then Hot Guy asks did Toothy Asshole bite me and I'm like 'Ew, no," even though he totally did!"
"Damn, girl!"
"I know!"
"Wait, that guy bit you?"
"Yeah, on my arm."
"Where?"
"Right here - oh. Well, it was totally there last night."
"That's weird. . ."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, it just kinda sounds like – never mind. So, the guy, he was hot?"
"He was smokin'!"