Lights! Camera! Action!
Gem: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls welcome to my new fan fiction and my first crossover!
Happy: It was inspired by our good friend Buckadog!
Pantherlily: So this is A Midsummer Night's Dream but with Fairy Tale characters taking the lead.
Gem: Unfortunately it is hard to explain so you will have to put you will have to piece some together.
Carla: The following guild members will be "replacing" the following rolls. Remember all of these people in the cast are actors/actresses so they are not actually in love.
Lucy is the roll of Hermia.
Natsu is the roll of Lysander.
Gray is the roll of Demetrius.
Juvia is the roll of Helena.
Guildarts is Egeus.
Master Makarov is the roll of Theseus.
Erza will be Hippolyta.
Loke will be Philostrate.
Happy: Disclaimer Gem does not own A Midsummer Night's Dream or the members of Fairy Tail.
Gem: Thank you Happy! One more thing, I am not a shipper of most of these characters so… I am going to change a few sense so please don't kill me.
Act One! At Master Makarov's place!
(Enter Master Makarov, Erza, and Loke )
Master Makarov
Erza there are only four sunrises and four sunsets. I think it's going to be a great day! Too bad the days are taking too long to get here.
Erza
Don't worry the days will become faster during the night. Soon the night will be here when we can have our family reunion.
Master Makarov
Go, Loke and send the invitations to the reunion! Be quick about it!
Loke
Yes sir!
(Exit Loke)
Master Makarov
Erza, my dearest family member, we will have a good time at this reunion!
(Enter Guildarts, Lucy, Natsu, and Gray)
Guildarts
My good friend Master Makarov!
Master Makarov
Oh thank you Guildarts! Old friend, what is the news?
Guildarts
You see, my friend, my daughter is supposed to be getting married to Gray. They have already given each other gifts and so on. But there is a problem, she refuses to marry him. She is my daughter of my own flesh and blood! Can you please give my permission to kill her?
Master Makarov
Lucy, what do you have to say? You should treat your dad with the utmost respect. After all he is half of the reason you are living. He shaped you into who you are. He thinks Gray is a fine gentlemen.
Lucy
So is Natsu!
Master Makarov
In your fathers eyes Gray is more worthy for your hand in marriage.
Lucy
Only if my dad looked through my eyes and saw things the way I see them.
Master Makarov
You must try to look at it through your dad's eyes.
Lucy
Master Makarov, dear family friend, please excuse me. I don't know why I have this much courage nor do I know how my modesty suits me. Dear family friend may I ask, what is the worst that will happen to me if I don't marry Gray?
Master Makarov
You have two choices. You can die or you can become a nun. Dearest Lucy question what you believe in. Do you think you can become a nun? Do you think you can enclose yourself from the world of men forever? You will never have kids and you will be in constant prayer and chants. You would become like a rose. You would live with the thorns of virginity and will live with alone.
Lucy
So I will grow, live, and die. Don't we all? I will become a nun as long as I don't have to marry Gray.
Master Makarov
I will give you a month to think about it. Don't be rash! Are you willing to take up the sisterhood? I am sorry my dear but I don't see you as a nun. Marry Gray darling. You don't want to die.
Gray
Besides, Lucy, what is so great about Natsu? I should become your husband!
Natsu
You have Guildart's approval Gray. I have Lucy's approval! Why don't you go marry Guildart?
Guildart
You are right Natsu! Gray does have my love and what is mine is his. That includes my daughter. That is why she shall take him as her husband.
Natsu
But I have as much as Gray and maybe even more in riches. Besides I love your daughter even more than Gray can ever love her. Why can't I be her husdand? Besides Gray already has another woman's heart. He has the heart of Juvia.
Master Makarov
I have heard about Gray having Juvia's heart. Come with me Gray and Guildart and we will discuss this in private.
(Exit Master Makarov, Gray, Guildart, and Erza )
Natsu
Lucy what is wrong?
Lucy
They won't let me marry you.
Natsu
I love you Lucy. Nothing is going to change that. Besides the course of true love never did run smooth.
Lucy
You are right. It is destiny for us to be together. We are the classic star-crossed lovers.
Natsu
Lucy, I have a plan. You see I know a woman who has no one. She looks after me like I am her own child. We can run away from this stupid law and go to her house where the law can't touch us. When we get there we can be married.
Lucy
Natsu that is a brilliant idea! I love it! Tomorrow I will meet you so we can run away together. Thank goodness Cupid shot me with his arrow and showed me to you.
Natsu
I promise I will keep my promise to you. Look there is Juvia.
(Enter Juvia)
Lucy
Juvia my friend! How are you? Why are you here?
Juvia
Hello Lucy. I am looking for my beloved Gray. He loves you and your sparkiling eyes and your pretty hair. Why can't I be like you? In fact why can't I be you? There is nothing I want more than Gray's love.
Lucy
It's not my falt. I frown apon him and yet he loves me.
Juvia
My smiles can learn from your frowns.
Lucy
I yell at him and he still loves me.
Juvia
I wish he would love me.
Lucy
The more I despise him the more he follows me.
Juvia
Why does he hate me? I am just want his love!
Lucy
Its not my fault he loves me! Juvia, you can have him.
Juvia
What do you mean?
Natsu
Lucy and I are going to run away tomorrow evening. You will be able to have your love. We will be in the woods away from the law.
Lucy
I wish you the best of luck with Gray. Juvia I hope you find your happiness. Until tomorrow my love, Natsu. I can't wait until then!
Natsu
Until then. I feel the same way.
(Exit Natsu and Lucy)
Juvia
So they are running away. I must tell Gray. He will be so thankful to me. He might even give me the light of day! I can't wait until tomorrow!
(Exit Juvia)
Gem: End of Act one!
Happy: That was LONG!
Gem: If you thought that was long then you wouldn't believe that Shakespeare's version was 2,003 words.
Carla: That's long!
Gem: Well the characters talk a lot!
Panterlily: Aren't Erza and Master Makarov love interests?
Gem: They were in the original play but I changed it. And there was a part where Juvia and Grays character has sex but I decided to cut that out.
Happy: That was straight forward.
Gem: I know… I couldn't think of another to put it.
Carla: Does anyone else feel bad for Juvia?
Happy: It is so sad! I am going to eat some fish!
Gem: I am going to adopt a dog!
Happy: This has been Gem, Happy, Carla, and Pantherlily. Stay around for the second act.
Gem: Don'tworry this play gets way better! It has faries and love potions and a play within a play!
Carla: This has been fun.
Gem: Please review and I will update soon! This is Gem signing out!