A/N For the record, this isnt even the first chapter im writing you know? to be honest with you people, right now im on chapter eight, and the "first" chapter I actually wrote from "Cosequence of loving you" is chapter 2, initially, I wanted to make this pure humor, but, for the people who know me from my other fanfics, should by now know that I dramatize everything to the limits, soo the first 4 chapters are epicness, and it all goes "tragic" fro there, enjoy ;)
Main Characters-L Lawliet & Light Yagami
Secondary Characters-Misa Amane (just in chapter 1) Aqua Blu (Later in the story)
Disclaimer-I do not own Death Note.
Rate-T for sexual or suggesting scenes and swearing, some gory blood scenes later in the story, just be prepared.
Another important note-This is a YAOI fanfic, meaning boyxboy, and perhaps its SLIGTHLY different in my story (just read and see) but if you dont like two guys sticking their toungue in eachothers troaths, then please get the (excuse my hast language) hell out. L is mostly the seme and Light the Uke (said soo, the other way around is just /dies/) but in this chapter its Light who is the Seme and L is the Uke.
And one more important note- this is like, 2 weeks after Light and Misa got released from confinement,Yotsuba Arc time L and Light are chained together._
"Dont worry too much about me Light! Missing you already!" The typical-blonde stereotype had said to Light, blowing him a kiss and bursting into tears (Well, knowing her, they could have aswell been giggles)
"Misa! Like, we have no time cause` like, the flight to Paris will leave in fuckin` 20 minutes, 20 fucking minutes I tell you ,we have no TIME!" Said a dark-pink haired lady, wearing a pair of stilettos, two piggytails that would`ve been considered "Cute" in girl world (just plain stupid in normal world) A black turttle-neck and a umbelieveably short skirt, they might aswell just call it a peice of fabric.
She was holding her wrist and (tried) pulled her towards the gate, no success, Misa was stuborn like a mule and even L, who knew the blonde for just a little over a month (Well, if you consider having her tied to a chair while she accussed you of being a pervert, and having a spy on her 24/7 as "knowing" than yes, they knew eachother pretty well,other than knowing her as "the girlfriend of" and "Misa-Misa the girl who I saw on that sixteen-magazine cover, and yes, I look at teens magazines cause im a pervert like that" and, bitterly "The second Kira" he just knew her as a plain pain in the neck, even said soo,the resemblences of the blonde and someone else he knew were quite scary, but that, that is another story, forgotten and two meters under the ground)and any person who knew Misa a little over a month should know that.
He also recalled her naming the pink haired lady, who, right now was smacking her with the 555th (or something like that) issue of "Vogue" (to great amusement to Light, who seemed to be holding in either laugh and relief, probably both)what did Misa call her? oh yeah,
A "Dirty rich crack whore biach (no really, not bitch, not slut, just plain BIATCH) who needs men to make her rich, even though she like, probably sucks in bed, and I dont only mean sucking men with that" he smiled at the memory and continued looking at the scene as if it was some old Tom&Jerry re-run. He felt somewhat sad that the blonde was leaving.
"Ugh whatever" she finally gave up, and let the dirty rich biach take her away, she seemed to have some sort of contest to see till how far Light could hear her "LIGHT DONT CRY OKAY?" and, of course"I LOVE YOU!"
speak of the devil.
Earlier the day they were doomed to spend the whole day on the couch, either crying and sobbing on Light`s chest (Well, with that I only really mean Misa) or saying if her outfits (that to L`s great shock and somewhat joy included swimwear and linguerie) were "in" or "out" actually, Ligth would do the honours of telling her, L would just observe,make a snarky comment or be on the lap-top, unfortunately (or fortunately), whenever L would make a comment like "I would worry Light, if Misa goes out with a outfit like that shure some men who actually appreciate her would fall for her, and im a 33% shure that Misa would make the right choice and choose them, if you dont look out, soon enough you would be sued for having under-aged sex, women are scary creatures when they dont like someone..." Misa would just atack him,smack his head, or ocasionally she would jump on him (no,really, ATACK him on the BED, even when she ONLY had linguerie on, poor L, didnt know what was happening, and the awkwardness he must`ve felt when her boobs were right infron of him)
L drifted away in the sea of thougths when he heared the filthy rich biach thriumphantly mention that "Like, girl dont sweat it, cause` like, when we come back from Paris you and that boyfriend of yours` are gonna have SOME NICE make-up sex" the Dirty Rich Biatch said pushing Misa forward.
"We never even broke up!" Misa squealed.
"No, not yet"
"Not yet and not ever!"
"Right" the Dirty Rich Biach said in a mocking "whatever you say" tone.
"What do you mean with `right` are you JEALOUS Kataki?"
"Jealous? me?" she reacted in disbelief, clearly enjoying herself
"Yeah, just because things with you and that guy didnt work out didnt mean me and Light are going to end up like that!"
"Im just sayin`! judgin` by the looks of it.."
She paused a while to spit out her chewingum,upseting the old man behind her.
"...that dude, Light or like, whatever you call him, already has found another bread in the oven, or whatever you name it, lover" she pointed and perfectly manicured nail at Ryuzaki and winked, as if to say "I know your secret". Or, in her case, "Bitch like, I know your secret and like what`cha gonna do bout` it?"
Ryuzaki, who felt sligthly intimidated by this, looked at Light, who seemed rather calm considering the circumstances, its not that his girlfriend is going to France cause she has been accepted in "Vogue" magazine, and the Filthy Rich Biatch is accusing him of having a homosexual relasionship with the person he is handcuffed to (This caused alot of giggles from school girls passing, whatever their reason were...) who suspects him of being a crazy mass murderer,and who, by the was, is no more but L, the sexiest and best detective in the its not like the filthy rich biatch would know any of this.
Ryuzaki felt like going over there, take the filthy rich biatch apart, and yell at "Misa is the second Kira! Escape while you can! run! run like the wind!" but that would be impossible, seeing as him and Light were still chained together,not to mention it would also be completly out of character for someone like L, its not like he had any sympathy with the woman either.
"WHAT no way! Light-chan would never go out with RYUZAKI gosh girl you are SOO jealous I dont even know where to start and Misa would never cheat on Light!"
L could believe that.
"Totally girl, but im just sayin` like, if I were you, I would like` let them like bang eachother and when you come back, you can like, join in, you know what im sayin`? Yaoi sex is hot y`know? and besides, its not like that Ryuuga guy isn`t hot or anythin` you get me girl?" she challenged Misa.
Now it was Misa`s turn to smack her.
"Oh my fucking god Misa, ita not like that gay dude actually loves you, like, look at the guy, he like, is totally diggin` Ryuuga, and like, two guys handcuffed together is like, soo totally steaming hot you get me?"
"...And like, why do they have handcuffs on anyway..."
"...Handcuffs are ment to like, be ON the bed not chained to TWO people oh my fuckin` Christ."
"..."
Their voices drowned in the crowd, their body dissapeared behind the gates, and with that.
Misa was gone.
And L and Light would actually be alone.
alone.
Without A girlfriend hanging out 24/7 in their (I really mean L`s ) apartment, without the dates that mostly ended in fight and breaking plant pots, without the extra cake for Ryuzaki since Misa never ate it, without unconfortable moments involving bras, without the stupid little catwalks Misa held, and zero need to support the couple kissing (Actually, Misa would just pin Light on the couch and make out, but that information comes close to unnecesary).
Scary.
L`s thougth were broken by a deep yawn of the teen.
"Lets go" Light walked toward the exit, dragging L with him.
"Are you not missing your girlfriend?" L asked curiously.
"...Uh I guess" Light said, but seemed more focused on the Mars he was buying himself, after politely asking L if he wanted something, L continued.
"What do you mean by that, Light-Kun?" L continued questioning.
"Ryuzaki why do you always need a reason to everything?" He threw away the famous black wrapping from the chocolate bar.
"Your avoiding my question"
Light grunted, but answered "Well, you have no idea how funny it looked when Misa bit your arm with nothing but linguerie on" he laughed. "You really have no experience whatsover do you?"
"True, true" L looked up the ceiling.
"...how is she going to kill people now? Or does she do it without order?" L asked after a while.
This caused Light to nearly trip over something non-existent.
"What the hell Ryuzaki, get over yourself will you, it has been proven that we aren`t Kira, soo stop tripping over your pride, and lets start looking for the REAL Kira" Light answered sligthly pissed off.
"No, it just proves that now, someone else has this strange power" L said, glancing at Light from the corner if his eye, he stopped walking.
"Whats the matter Light-Ku-"
Before he could react, Light had got him from the shoulders, and pushed him against the wall.
"Damn it Ryuzaki, do you really think... that Kira would want to solve this case so badly? I am NOT Kira, by now even YOU should admit that..." he closed his head to L`s face, they were just a glance away from kissing.
"...I am NOT Kira, and I know it, and I promise you, that for you, myself, and for my father, I will prove ounce and for all that im not Kira, and excecute that weak excuse of a human who dares to use the term `justice` for himself, I will excecute him myself if thats what it takes..." He sighed, then realized how close he was to L.
"Light-Kun..." L started softly, looking at the floor, his face flushing pink he seemed really uncomfortable.
"..Yes?" they stared at eachother for a while, Light`s hands were still on the shoulders of the detective, he was about to shrug his hands away, but then...
...what happend then?
A bunch of British girls passed, wearing typical Japansese school uniforms, giggling and pushing eachother towards the teen and detective.
"Come one Brit! Ask him!" the redhead squealed.
"Yeah!" the others girls coached in unison.
L and Light looked at eachother in confusion, their gaze switched over towards the girls.
"Oh hell no girl if you dont ask I will" A girl told the redhead, looking really, urm, ghetto? harcore? what would you call a girl wearing leather pumps,leather skirts a white winter jacket a barret and loop earrings? yeah.
"Bu-but are you shure its... you know..." the timide redhead stuttered.
"Of course! no straight guys wear handcuffs and look at eachother like that and..." the ghetto girl announced freshly
"...and their like totally japanese! making this a total Yaoi!" she triumphatly finished, pumping her fist in the air.
The detective and teenager chuckled and were ready to get the heck out of there,
"Err Light..."
"Yeah"
Too bad, the ghetto girl looked upset over the fact that "the totally emo yet hot guy" and the "Japanese sexy lad" were escaping, leaving them without anything, and as if she could control any person below 200 metres of her (Like Lelouch from Code Geass) a guy who was yelling "COFFEE BEANS COFFEE BEANS, TAKE A TASTE OF JAPAN WITH JAPANSE COFFE BEANS" banged on L, the sudden movement caused him to loose balance, and the lovley British ladies got what they wanted.
L fell over. scrap that
L felt ON Light.
Their lips touched for a split second, no, really. As soon as Light opened his eyes, barely recovered from the bang, he imediatly pushed L away feeling utterly hot and shocked from the peck, he didnt necesarily want to push L off him, maybe it was just for the moment, maybe it was to please the fangirls, maybe he was just confused, or maybe, JUST maybe, it was something else...
"...Light-Kun, im a 88% shure that you like the way im...under you"
The fangirls squealed.
"...but if you really are going to rape me, than please dont do it in the airport"
"What the hell,Ryuzaki as far as I remember, YOU were the one who banged into ME"
"Right, but that was nothing but an accident, you could`ve easily stood up by now,instead, you decided that you being on top is better ;)"
A deathly silence filled the space.
"Right, whatever it was just-"
What was it?
"Misa-san just left and you are alreadyout for the hunt, this is going to be a very long two months without her to save me"
What is WITH this guy
"Right"
Right? RIGHT? Ryuzaki practically said "Your gay, I know it, what you gonna do about?" and all you say is "Right" god Light...
"Would you mind standing up? YOU might like this, but I certainly dont"
"Uh? Oh right, yeah, shure, of course"
What the hell is wrong with you Light? what was it with Ryuzaki that made him stoke his words?
"I would like your D.N.I" said an American accent
Yaoi? girls these days...
"Sir, I want your D.N.I right this instant"
Why didnt he just stand up? could it really be?
Of course not, your thinking to much...
"We will charge you for sexual harrasment if you dont give your D.N.I sir ..."
Sexual harrasment? Yaoi? what do these people even DO in America? scary shit...
wait.
what.
Shure enough, infront of him stood two guards, the younger one looked like was going to burst out in laugther any minute now, and the other, older one, was frowing at the couple red with either fury or embarrasment .
"Do you consider this appropiate behaviour? Ryuuga, on here it says that you are 25, and you claim that this gentle- I mean, this fellah is 17, we could charge you for molest you know that dont you?" He continued lecturing Ryuuzaki, who was just noding like a idiot.
It was then when Light had noticed that he was still ON TOP of him, he quickly got off, and the fury man shot him question after question, in the end, they got out of it, saying that it was all a little accident, fury man didnt seem to believe them, but he didnt look like he wanted to deal with two young motherfuckers like them.
Good choice.
"Look at that Light-Kun" L had said when they stepped in the apartment.
"Look at what?"
"What just happend"
"..."
L removed the handcuffs soo they could change shirts, he looked spacily at a framed text on the wall, it was in Italian, soo Light could never figure put what it was, L sighed, and something like...tears? no of course not. Whatever it was, it filled up in L`s eyes.
"Im tired" L suddenly anounnced throwing his candy-cane stick in the bin.
This sudden announcement nearlly caused Light to fall of his chair
Ryuzaki...tired?
"Ryuzaki, are you even joking, its just eight you know"
"I am aware" L said airly, and without any discussion,any kicks, or any flying cakes involved, L walked towards the room, forcing Light to follow him.
Suddenly he stopped.
"Light-Kun, have you ever lost someone you loved?" he asked, putting his hand on the table and held it tightly.
"Well this was uncalled for, and no... actually..." Light said, surprised by his own answer.
"You?" He then asked curiously, even thougth the answer was quite obvious.
"Kira doesnt need to know"
"But Light does"
"But Light is Kira"
"Go fuck a chair"
"I thougth you wanted me to fuck you just a few hours ago,why the suddent change of heart?"
"Just shut up and go to sleep will you."
Sleeping with L awake is not the most confortable thing,
sleeping WITH Ryuzaki might just kill him.
At first, L would suck his thumb making it even mor awkward for Light, then, he would turn around, causing Light to fall of the bed, THEN he would roll up like a snail under the covers, however, when that happend, Light made shure to kick him awake, and when that wasnt enough, he would count sheep. Light, frustrated, wacked his pillow on him with a ".NOW" however, L would just kick him off the bed.
"Okay, that is IT" L opened his eyes and stared at the teen boredly.
"What is it?"
"what is it?WHAT IS IT? You cant sleep can you? I dont care how I do it but I REFUSE to not sleep cause some crazy insomiac decides that he should take a little rest, and guess what? its three A.M! 3 FUCKING A.M!"
L looked at him questiongly, soo Light continued
"You know, you are NOT normal, normal people dont go around and kick someone out of bed, normal 25 year olds dont count sheep in their sleep, atleast not till 9 THOUSAND"
L still looked at him, and grinned
"Light-Kun I dont know what you are plotting on doing but..." He pulled on the chain, causing Light to fall on the bed again.
These damned chains...
"Just go to sleep" he smiled.
And then, wonder above wonder, they fell asleep,
they fell asleep soo fastly that L`s arms were still on Light`s chest, they were in such a sleepy mood, that Light didnt even care when he realized that his arms were around him, infact, it made him feel somewhat... safe? As if his arms were the missing peice of the puzzle.
Light nearly jumped out of his own skin when L randomly yelled "Kira... noo, please, Kira" he looked at L`s angelic face (Well,angelic when he`s sleeping) .
A nightmare about Kira.
There`s no way that im Kira...
Would I really be able to...
No way...
He closed L towards himself and lifted the covers, L silenced, and Light fell asleep.
A/N-OH MY GOD im soo sorry about the stupidest and suckiest chapter you probably read in your life, I sort of had a time crunch, with homework and all that crap, ANYWAY I PROMISE YOU that it well get better, since I already wrote the next 7 chapters, I can tell you with asurrance that, from here, even though I say it myself, it goes uphill.
I will edit out some things and correct grammar when I have time.
Please Review and thanks for reading ;)
Also I started a new story, (well, stories) check my profile for info.
Sorry for all the swearing xD