HUNGER GAMES VS HARRY POTTER VS TWILIGHT
KATNISS POV
Effie trinket walked up to the stage as happy as ever bubbling with excitement.
"I HOPE YOUR ALL JUST AS EXCITED AS I AM FOR THE HERALDED NOVELS GAMES" she announced
The heralded novels games (the novels games for short) is when 3 popular fantasy books are chosen and multiple characters from the chosen book are taken to the custody of the Capitol and then sent into an arena to fight to the death.
Effie reaches into the bowl and picks out a name of a novel.
"AND OUR FIRST TRIBUTE BOOK IS...HARRY POTTER"
I see a bunch of people holding sticks walk onto the stage wearing school uniforms with the colours red, green, blue and yellow on them. Behind them is an old man who I presume is their old master and a bunch of other teachers. Close to the teachers is a bunch of people wearing black and a red eyed guy. I recognise him easily, he's Voldemort. He was famous for having so many nose jobs that it actually disintegrated. Poor guy.
"We'll do this for GRYFFINDOR" yelled a kid wearing glasses and a red uniform
"you mean for slytherin" a boy with blonde hair and a green tie replied
"You'd get nowhere without ravenclaw" said a blue uniformed kid
"WHY DON'T WE ALL BE FRIENDS" said a yellow kid who hugged his friends while the green kids uniform lifted their sticks muttering something that sounded like "SAVADA KEMAVRA" an old person with black greasy hair whacked them all on their heads
"I must make an alliance with this guy if I'm ever in the games" I make a mental note to myself
"OUR NEXT TRIBUTE IS...TWILIGHT"
I turn to look at a bunch of pale kids who look overly perfect and too depressed. Next to them are some shirtless guys with great tans.
"It would be better for everyone if I we weren't in the games...because we're vampires and we'll kill you" a kid I think is called Edward say while putting on a ton of hair spray
"Oh Edward I love you...oh Jacob I love you're abs" a brunette girl said
"NEXT TRIBUTE" Effie screams
"Wait...we already have 3" Glimmer says
Everybody looks at her in an confused way
"We only have 2 Glimmer" Clove tells her
"No we have three. Harry potter" she points to the guys with cloaks and sticks "Twilght" she points to the pale kids "and jersey shore" she points to the tanned shirtless men
"No Glimmer, no" Clove says
"They are part of twilight" Cato tells Glimmer
"Jersey shore is part of twilight" She asks
"They're 2 different people" Marvel says annoyed
"This is so confusing" Glimmer shakes her head
"ANYWAY...OUR NEXT TRIBUTE IS..." she dived her hand into the bowl
I suddenly realised that I really want to punch those twilight douche bags so I scream
"WE VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE" I scream
"We do" my sister Prim asks
"OH YAY A VOLUNTEER THAT'S WONDERFUL THE CAPITOL WILL BE SO PLEASED THA...oh crap. I'm a character in the hunger games aren't I" effie says
We walk onto the stage and the careers flip middle fingers at the other tributes
I'm in the hunger games. I'm going to be in the hunger games and kick some pale ass vampire butt.
THANKS FOR READING GUYS. NO OFFENCE TO TWILIGHT OR ANY OTHER FANTASY STORY BUT OUT OF THE 3 I CHOSE TWILIGHT IS MY LEAST FAVOURITE.
HAPPY NOVEL GAMES AND MAY THE PAGES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR