All right this is how its gonna go down. This is a story of Zelda, Link Ganon and how all those characters that get WTFPWNED!?

Disclaimer-Zelda is not mine….at least….not yet

One day Link was walking down the forest as usual singing to the birds.

"LAAAA" Link sang. As if on queue a blue bird flies on his shoulder.

"How are you doing Mr. Bird would you like me to sing?"

"to hell with your singing I want your cookie in your hood." the bird said.

"what a jokester you are lil bird." Link said "Here I go!"

"shit no don…."

Link began to sing. And the bird TRIED TO FLY AWAY, HE COULDENT, HEARD THE SOUND AND fell to the ground and…died.

"AWWW isn't that cute the bird heard my sweet voice and fell asleep!" Link exclaimed. "I should perform live!"

At that instance the birds ghost flew down and slapped Link across the face with a glove and pecked him on the nose so hard he started to cry.

"If you ever go on stage and perform live I will rip your soil out of the body and feed it to…"

Then the bird heard it…the seem song every spirit dread. He knew what was coming…the infamous screech

"GHOST BUSTERS!" a man in a white suit and kind of shooter plasma thingy that looked like it was made by some poor bum on the street. The dramatic sound started as the ghost busters closed in on the ghost…….

SUDDENLY THE GHOST DRAWS A FLAMETHROWER BURNS THE GHOST BUSTERS THEN TURNS TO LINK ONLY TO GET WTFPWNED BY THE MASTERSWORD THE TWO SUPERNATURAL MAGIC COLLIDES AND THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM SHATTERS! LINK IS THROWN INTO SOMEKIND OF WORMHOLE SPINNING ENDLESSLY….!!

SPINING STOPS

"Why did it stop??" Link asked. "WTF IS THAT GANONS MOM!? HAHAHAH SHE IS HIDEOUS"

The endless spinning continues…and continues….and continues….Link is still spinning…..and spinning…haha he just blew chunks ha…..and spinning…. "O LOOK A COOKIE" Link exclaimed in the never ending vortex. "That's what the bird wanted….." "DAMNIT!"

Haha well that was my first chapter. Il post a new one as soon as link gets out of that never ending vortex he is in. I wonder what Zelda's doing? O well prbly something really stupid..(sorry for being a little short ill make the other ones longer)