Mr Owens: "Thank you, Mr Jackson, for coming here this morning to tell us about your new television show, Minerva."
Mr. Jackson: "I'm glad to be here."
Mr. Owens: "Now, Mr. Jackson, could you tell us a bit about the plot?"
Mr. Jackson: "It's based off the Harry Potter series character, Minerva McGonagall. In my show, Minerva is a double agent that works for Dumbledore, like Snape, but in reality she's a double doubleagent that works for Voldemort."
Mr. Owens: "I see."
Mr. Jackson: "Minerva is stationed at Hogwarts to spy on Harry because, being head of Gryffindor, she get more information than Snape."
Mr. Owens: "Interesting. Can we show our viewers a bit of the show?"
Mr. Jackson: "Sure."
Mr. Owens clicks remote and T.V. starts.
"Minerva!– Dun-dun– Minerva– Dun-dun-dun!"
Screen shows Minerva creeping down a dark corridor.
"She's watching you– Dun-dun-dun!"
Screen now shows Minerva in library holding an upside-down book. Book slowly lowers to see Minerva's eyes following her target – Harry Potter.
A deep voice says: "Minerva in action."
Minerva stalks Harry, then jumps out from behind a corner and screeches, "Harry Potter!" Screen goes black and a soft voice sings: "Minerva...dun-dun...She's Minerva...dun-dun-dun..." Video ends.
Mr. Jackson: "What do you think?"
Mr. Owens: !
Mr. Jackson: "Umm, Mr. Owens?"
Mr. Owens: "That . . . was . . . amazing! I loved it!"
Mr. Jackson: "You did?"
Mr. Owens: "Yes, I did. Viewers, that's all the time we have this morning, so join us tomorrow at nine o'clock on T.V. Time."