To set the atmosphere for this fic, you'll have to of watched "That 70's Show" when the boys are all in the basement getting high. The screen will circle around the table from the center.
And the smoke hangs...
Duo: So Heero freaked out over that.
Quatre: Did you know we only have four fingures?
Wufei: Duo man, you have to learn that Heero has a big stick up his ass.
Mel: Hilde has a nice ass.
Duo: (Staring at Mel) ... (smiles and turns back to the center) You're absolutely right!
Quatre: Don't you get it? Cuz the fifth one is actually your thumb!
Wufei: Women are a weakness.
Mel: Yeah, but they're worth it.
Duo: 'Cept Dorothy.
Quatre: AH! WHERE!?!
Wufei: Quatre sit down.
Mel: You know what the really scary thing about her is?
Duo: The eyebrows?
Quatre: Her love of war?
Wufei: The fact that she's a woman?
Mel: (Laughing uncontrolably)
Duo: Mel come on!
Quatre: (Stares amazed at Mel)
Wufei: (Stares at Mel, unentertained)
Mel: She's related to Treize!
Duo: That is pretty scary.
Quatre: (Stares, slackjawed at Mel)
Wufei: (Starts crying) That was uncalled for.
(Wufei leaves the table.)
Mel: Oh god more for me! (reaches for Wufei's 'stuff')
Duo: (Giggling) Wufei left over a woman.
Quatre: (Laughing while rocking back and forth)
(Passes over Wufei's empty chair.)
Mel: So yeah, Heero has to lighten up.
Duo: I'm hungry...
(Quatre passes out on the table)
Duo: I'm gonna get some chips. (leaves)
Mel: (Smiles) Goodie! Lots for me!
(Upstairs. Duo roots through a cupboard.)
Heero's voice: Duo.
Duo: (Hits his head on the cupborad and turns to face Heero) Ouch, what is it Heero.
Heero: I have to leave on a mission. (Duo stops listening, because the walls behind Heero start to melt) I need you to take care of things while I'm gone. (Duo blinks, but the walls start melting upwards) Can you do the dishes with out breaking them, the laundry without shrinking it and no parties. (Duo blinks and the walls melt to the side) Duo do you hear me?
Duo: Dishes, laundry, no parties.
Heero: Don't forget.
(Duo watches Heero leave and has no idea how he remembered any of that.)
Duo: (Sits back down) So Heero said no parties.
Mel: Does that mean I gotta leave?
Duo: Yeah, but come back around 9, I'm gonna have a party.
The End.