31919 with my 3rd story I know its not planned but what do you do and i don't own naruto or justice league. Non-canon two or threeshot.

In the watch tower people or heroes walking around talking to others or in anycase...

"WAHOO, VACATION TIME I've already got my stuff i'll have r and r. I can picture it now big ocean, old friends and training." said a man with blond hair that looked like bedhead wearing a orange shirt and black pants with a black cape that had a swirl on it. (nuns3 dlc)

A man wearing all black sighed 'I should of expected that.' A man in red started talking "lucky, we still have to work all weak." The female next to him said after him "not all of us just you guys. I have the weekend of starting at six."

The man in red groaned again. "it's not fair hey batman can i go to?" The man now know as batman sent the man in red tights a 'bat glare'

"No you may not flash you are staying on the job til tuesday." The man in red not willing to give in trying hard to avoid the glare, he got on his kneese in a praying position"Please, even diana got a day off and she usually stays here!"

Batmans glare intesified his glare "YOU WOULD have had today of if you didn't sleep on the job." Flash shrunk in front of batman like a mother scolding her child.

Naruto finally having enough turned around and strarted to walk to the teleporter when a hand grabbed his arm and turned back around to diana's face. To naruto she had a cute face and a hot body and shook his head at the thought 'ero-sennen definetly corupted me I hope he gets killed by baa-chan and kaa-san in heaven.'

"diana-chan do you need something." The woman in question nodded "Yes may i come with you on your vacation i'd rather go with you than stay here listening to them."

Naruto nodded "sure, why the hell not i'm going to titans tower first than my house." Diana nodded again but wondered and asked "titans tower, what do you do there?"

"Ohh, i never did tell you did i starfire and raven are like sisters to me and i see them whenever i can."

Both super heroes stepped on the transporter to earth.

Titans tower

Beastboy and cyborg were playing video games on the couch siting next to them was raven reading her book with robin sitting next to her trying to fix a robinrang and starfire humming in the kitchen making food.

"Dinner is ready my friends!" The rest of the titans sat at the table waiting for starfire to pass out food. Beastboy being impasent asked "whats for dinner star?"

She looked at them with a smile "It's bloratch kleplar its really good!" The titans looked at the green and orange half-dead meal and immediatly went a type of pale that could chalenge orochimaru.

"How about we order a pizza instead" suggested robin who turned green when the foods eye started looking at him. The rest of the titans was about to get up when a strong grip on his shoulder sat him back down.

"Your not going to waste your teammates food are you robin-chan." That sent a shiver up the boy wonder's spine and said back without turning around "nope, i was just wondering for tomarrow morning naruto-san."

"NARUTO-NII!" With that being the only warning a naruto was picked up by a orange blur that was starfire. She started to hug him crushing some bone and put him down. ' If i didn't have a healing factor or being an edo tensei i would have died long ago.'

"Hey naruto-san long time no see!" exclaimed cyborg and beastboy. Raven floated towards naruto and hugged him "hey naruto-nii haven't seen you in a month how are you."

"I'm doing good and by looking at you guys your doing good too." raven released her hug and finally noticing wonderwoman she asked curiously "what are doing here wonderwoman?"

Diana was about to reply but naruto decided to humor himself and quickly replied "We came to ask you a favor raven,starfire." Everyone looked at him with the girls confusion.

"We are geting married and want you two to be the god parents." Naruto said shyly making him seem realistic.

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"NNNNNNAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIII"

The teen titans shouted at once with two happy squels while diana looked at naruto like he was mad.

"when did this happen you two and what do you mean godparents." Starfire said all excited

Diana about to tell the truth started "What he means is" " She has a bun in the oven and two years."

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"NNNNNNNAAAAAAAANNNNNNIIIIIIIIII"

The teen titans yelled again with diana looking at naruto in pure amazement. Raven the first out of her daze "how come you never told us you were dating!" she said with a glare at the blond.

"Well she shy about us dating so she swore me not to tell anyone." Everyone looked at wonderwoman in amazement and thought as one 'I guess even the best heroes get scared by something.'

" we are not getting married or having a child!" said diana at a glare at naruto till she got a glare by suprisingly cyborg who asked "So your going to abort it thats not fair to the child." The other titans nodded at the logic.

"We are not together and and we don't have a have a child!" diana almost yelled at the titans. Raven glared at diana and asked in a angry tone "and whats wrong with naruto he is a great person!?"

"He is a great person but i don't like him like that!" diana finally yelling at the kids. Robin glared at her "you obviously liked him before to have a child or you just ..." The titans looked at her in amazement.

"You used him to 'kill some stress' didn't you!?" yelled beastboy adding his two cents in. Diana looked at them with an ice cold glare that they gave back. "We never had sex you hear me!"

The titans blinked and looked at naruto who was rolling on the ground laughing and waited for him to stop. Five minutes later he stopped laughing but still snickering getting to his feet looked at them. Everyone else glared at him while starfire walked up to him and pouted.

"That wasn't nice Nii-san you tricked us all." He eye smiled and replied "It was to fun to pass up and we should start to leave we should get to my house right hime-sama." 'Hime-sama' blushed at the conplement that didn't go unnoticed to the girls.

Before she could reply getting cut off again she got dragged into the hallway by raven and starfire. They looked at her in complete seriousness and said as one "don't break his heart or we'll break you!" And without letting her say a word they left to their rooms.

Naruto walking in the hallway and said "come on hime-sama." And without warning put his hand on her shoulder and disappeared in a yellow flash.

Naruto's home

Naruto and diana appeared on the front yard and both of them started walking towards the house quietly not saying a word and when naruto and diana walked inside diana immediatly grabbed naruto and slammed him against a wall then started kissing him.

Naruto started kissing back and slammed her on the other side of the hallway. Going through the hallway like a pinball machine they twirled into the living room with diana slamming naruto on the couch.

"Were you sure it was wise to tell them naruto-koi" she asked leaning on his chest. Naruto kissed her forehead "hai, if I couldn't tell them then who can i tell?" he wrapped his arms around her "besides i already had a chat with superman batman and supergirl."

Diana looked at him curiously "supergirl, why with her?" "she has super vision remember, i'm taking extra precaution in this, I don't want this to be like another 'kyuubi attack' somehow."

Knowing how that happened she looked at him with eye's of saddness. "I still can't believe you went through your life like that by yourself." Naruto looked at her with sadness "yeah looking back on it it was pretty ugly. I still feel bad for j'ohn for looking in my memories that one time."

Naruto wanting to change the conversation said "lets sleep here your body rubbing against me feels good." He was slapped softly on the chest. "no thats how i got pregnant." "Yeah it was a good summer weekend. I remember you couldn't stop looking at my body especially when i was working out." Naruto puffed out his chest at the memorie.

Diana not letting his pride go any farther replied "And you couldn't stop looking at my waist and especially my butt." She puffed up her chest when she felt his chest deflate. She heard him utter something and asked "could you repeat that koi?"

"you have a nice ass and you proved it during our second encounter." He felt her deflate. He was about to say sorry until she stood up and took her top off and said

"Well i have to prove every part off my body is good don't I koi."

LEMON

She zipped down naruto's pants and both took the rest of their close off she looked at his 'head and with her left hand started to stroak him off making him moan in pleasure.

She kept jacking him off till he picked her up and placed her on the couch and said "we still have to eat you know lets eat together." Diana looked at his full erect cock and said "but my dinner is bigger than yours at seven inches."

He sweatdropped at the fact "you counted how long it was?" She nodded her head and replied " I need to brag about something besides strengh but worry about that later we need to eat." with that she stood back up and pushed naruto on the long couch.

She postioned herself over naruto and started to lick his dick til she put in her mouth and with that naruto started to lick vagina with lust in his eyes. He started to lick her pussy hungrily and making diana feel hotter and making her go faster and use her tongue.

After the minutes they started to feel the each other start to tighten up and with a scream the climaxed together.

"DIAAANNNAAA/NAAARRRUTOOO-KKKOOOOII"

With that he gave his shots in her mouth and his mouth was drenched in her liquid. They started again cleaning both themselfs. Diana feeling him hardened again position herself over him and said "My favorite part of sex, me dominating you again."

He was about to make a comeback til he was silenced with a glare and she slammed herself on him making both heads go back.

She continued to slam herself on naruto making them both groan in pleasure and she kept on boincing on his shaft.

"aww yeah, this is the thing i missed the most out pregnantcy" she said still boincing on the blond. "what about *pant* the fighting won't you *wheeze* miss that."

She replied "yes, i am an amazon so yes i will but i still don't want to endanger the child in anyway" Naruto feeling her tighten up started to twitch "diana i'm starting to cum!" She said "cum with me koi!"

"DDDDDDIIIIAAAANNNAAA/KKKKKKIIIIIIOOOOOO"

They lay on the juiced filled couch not looking the least bit tired she got off his cock and pulled him up "we still have the weekend to enjoy ourselfs" she said lustfully.

while being pulled he looked at the at the clock which wrote 9:35 and thought 'all weekend, all right.'