Harry eventually became bored without the Ron.
The pain of having no one there to love him was unbearable.
So he pulled out his penis and pissed into his toaster.
"Nooo."Cried Harry. He was filled with buckets of teen angst.
He put on Ron's favorite dress to bring back memories of the time when he would jump off a cliff and of the time when they were children frolicking in the flowers when they were giddy teens.
Harry heard footsteps.
"Sorry , I was upstairs." Ron said as he made himself some breakfast.
Harry started tearing up. "Honey Boo-Boo… I'm unhappy…"
Ron glanced up at Harry and accidentally spilled his coffee.
"What's wrong .My coffee."asked Ron.
"I don't know.I miss the good old days when we would frolicking in the flowers when we were giddy teens."
Ron looked down at the freshly-made toast he was eating. "This is really good toast. Where'd you buy the bread?"
Harry threw up a little. "You-You don't even care do you?" Harry began to sob grossly with his bad self.
"Da fak bro. Y'all cray niggs up'n dis bitch. You creepy ass 50centpewdiepienshit.20$20$." Ron replied.
"YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN YOU GET LIKE THIS RONKINS!"Harry screamed as he flew on his rainbow unicorn off into the distance sobbing grossly with noodle arms …
To be continued…