Jacob And The Door Handle
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
JPOV (Jasper)
It was just a normal day for us Cullen's. Well, except for one minor detail, we were going for a walk. By 'we' I mean everyone....even Rosalie. I know, shocker, right! You should have seen her when we told her. According to her and these are her words not mine, 'Rosalie Hale does NOT walk, I read and/or watch fashion shows/magazines. Oh and do hair!' and don't forget ' I'm too good for this!'.
So yeah, that's what brought us here, Forks Community Park, or as Rosalie called it 'Pure Hell'. Carlisle forced her to come, Alice and Nessie helped- puppy dog eyes. We were walking by the lake when Jacob suddenly decided he needed to pee. The thing is though, there weren't any toilets in the park. Crazy, right?
"Come on guys! What do you mean there aren't any toilets?!" Shouted Jacob after we told him the news.
"Jake, if you really need to go just morph into a dog and go in a bush!" Replied Emmett with a goofy grin.
"Ew, Emmett. Bad mental pictures!" Whined Edward whilst clutching his head.
"This is not funny! I really need to go!" Shouted Jake in a really squeaky voice whilst jumping up and down with his legs crossed.
"Wow! Jake, look at that water fountain! All that water flowing freely!" Said Emmett, pointing towards the fountain we were passing. Well if Emmett was having fun with this I may as well.
"Drip, drip, drip, splash! Drip, drip, drip, splash! Water, water everywhere. Water, water in my underwear!" Sang Emmett and I together.
That was when we saw Jake. He really did look like he was about to burst.
" Quick, he's gonna blow! Get out the umbrella's! Code Blue! Code Blue!" Yelled Emmett.
" Okay, operation FJATOHWWHS is a-go!" Announced Alice.
"What's 'FJATOHWWHS'?" Bella asked the question everyone was thinking. Edward nodded at that thought.
" It means Find Jake A Toilet Or He Will Wet Him Self! Duh!" Said Alice as if she was talking to a 4 year old.
We all rushed out the park to find a cafe down the road. We all ran, well Jake hopped, to the door. When we got in Carlisle went up to the person behind the till.
"Excuse me? Do you know where the nearest public toilet is? My friend here," Carlisle pointed to Jacob, "really needs to go potty."
"Sure, they're round the back." Said the man.
"Thanks," replied Carlisle before he ushered everyone out.
When we reached the toilet Jake nearly fainted with relief. He went to grab the handle, somehow, God only knows, it fell off.
"WTF!!!!Holy Shit! Why did you break the handle!" Yelled Emmett.
"I didn't!" Jacob shot back.
"Come on. I'll hold it in the door until you get out," said Bella, as she saw desperation on his face and tears in his eyes, his bottom lip quivering.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Squealed Jake. Squealed?!
Boy, maybe he is a girl.
As we all stood outside, with Bella protecting the door, we all heard a huge sigh of relief and a tinkling of water come from within the blue door. Suddenly the tinkling cut off, the door was pushed open slowly revealing a very sheepish Jake, a grin across his face. He opened his mouth to speak. What did he say you might ask?
"It won't flush."
FIN
AN: So what did you think? Should I add other one-shot stories to the bundle? This actually happened to my cousin whilst working in Ibiza. Review, you know you want to. Tell me if I should add more chapters of different one-shots. What was your fave part/line?
-RandomatGedz