Hey Everybody Bropower125 here, it's been awhile since I uploaded anything on fanfiction net so we'll see how this goes. Anyways I hope you guys don't mind that I might not update any of my old fanfics. Anyways, this not a full SI (and I am not taking the SI part of it seriously) The only part of the main OC that is even remotely like me are his eyes and hair because I couldn't think of anything else, and no the character is not a mary sue (I hate those) and I doubt I've really had any mary sue problems in the past considering my characters are always lazy in some way. That and I hate overpowered characters (not that I don't wish that I myself were overpowered but it would probably get boring, and the only OP character I like is Saitama mainly because I like humor more than action).
Um anyways if anybody ever wants a cameo in the fanfic let me know, also my character isn't going to be some pseudo-CPU or anything, I really like the CPU idea but I probably won't do that since it's just not my thing, this will most likely be rated T since I won't be really doing any lemons or anything (just can't write them tbh, and even still I just probably wouldn't see my character liking anyone to that point considering I never really had a favorite character in the series (though I love the neptunia series for it's antics and stuff))
Disclaimer, I don't own Neptunia and I don't plan on owning it since Idea Factory does a decent enough job with it already (even if the amount they work on the games and fixing them is abysmal at best)
Oh, also spoilers later on, just letting you know I've played through the entire first game so yea and I have seen both endings (call me a hardcore fan but I have 99% of the spin-offs too) as well as having played the second game (in the remakes (aka rebirth 1 and 2))And onto the fic!
Update: I decided to rewrite this chapter because it wasn't satisfactory.Oh also, I now have played a bit into victory as well so expect an arc on that (Though I'll probably skip mk2's plot points since this is supposed to take place in the superdimension, meaning I can pretend as if mk2 never happened) (Also the superdimension is from the first game and re;birth 1, every other game takes place in the hyperdimension for at least a few minutes of gameplay) (Hence the reason why Mk2 and Re;birth 2 treat it as if re;birth 1 and the original never happened)Along with changing the awoken thing, I decided against it for the time being, he'll get it later but not yet.
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Up in Celestia it was warm and sunny, not that it was ever dark up there, and just as the *ahem* camera, zoomed in on the scene we see a battle taking place, however the "camera" missed most of the duel and only saw a purple haired girl falling to the land below.
As the scene changes to the land below we zoom in on a teen who is approximately 17 with a strange weapon on his back, this weapon was a zeusaphone which is a strange abomination of the sousaphone and a tesla coil. A musical instrument, if you will, however this zeusaphone was more deadly being a weapon and all (it's portable too). Focusing on the actual teen we see a messy mop of dirty blonde hair that could be mistaken for being a light-ish brown with lilac highlights, his skin was quite pale and he wore a black hoodie with a purple circuit board, judging by the two pieces of clothing alone you could tell he lived in Planeptune which was the most advanced landmass of the four nations. On top of his circuit hoodie was a dark grey scarf that could almost be mistaken for being black which already made him quite difficult to see in the night as it was right then. He had ice blue eyes which looked quite grey, hence being ice blue. He had blue jeans and white shoes with some planeptune-ian purple mixed in.
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A girl wearing a woolen shirt with a heart adorned headband looked off into the night sky and saw a falling star, what she didn't know was that the star was actually a person. Nevertheless she wished upon the star, and what else would she wish for other than for the monsters to go away? She decided that later in the morning she would go and look at the crash site of the meteor and get a firsthand look.
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The young man described at the beginning saw the "star" falling straight at him. He started to run to the left of it hoping that the only part of it that would hit him would be the shockwave and he just barely got out of the way of the "meteor" before the shockwave launched him into a rock with his legs (and a bit of his back) taking the brunt of the force from being used to stop a direct impact into the rock, making it most likely that he wouldn't be walking for a while.
"Well, I guess I'm stuck here for a while…"
The teen decided since he wouldn't be walking for a while to take a nap in the hopes that someone would find him. However before he closed his eyes he saw that the meteor was actually in fact a person. The teen then struggled to have his nap before passing out from exhaustion and what not.
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As the teen woke he found himself still at the crash site along with the purple haired girl, as he tried to stand up he found that his legs were still in a lot of pain and that he wouldn't be going anywhere on his own. He looked at his surroundings, to his left was a whole lot of forest, behind him was a stone ledge with more trees behind it, and to his right was a path with a cream haired girl further along it, walking towards him. As the woman got closer he noticed that the 'woman' was in fact instead a teenager around his age if not just a year younger. Once she saw him and the mysterious purple haired girl, who for whatever reason gave the teen a feeling that he should know who she was, she began to run over to him and the girl.
Once the cream haired teen was close enough she asked him, "Are you okay there mister?"
The dirty blonde haired male protagonist replied saying, "Well, my legs are definitely out of commission if that's what you want to know". He started to get a little bit angry wondering why it would take so long for even one person to come out and look at a meteor crash site as they were quite uncommon.
The girl then said, "Well anyways mister, my name is Compa, do you need help?"
The male protag responded saying, "Yes, I guess I do need help, and my name's Odyssey by the way" he then waited a minute and when Compa didn't reply he continued on saying, "I think we'll need to carry the purple haired girl who crashed into me here but I'm in no condition to walk so I have no clue what to do…"
Compa looked at Odyssey and said, "Don't worry I have experience carrying limp bodies!"
Odyssey looked back and said "Good to know" in a sarcastic tone that Compa completely misinterpreted. He didn't expect what came next.
Compa punched Odyssey in the face to knock him out to carry him, after all she did say she had experience carrying limp bodies.
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As Odyssey slowly came to he found himself in a room with cream colored walls and a white ceiling, he saw a wooden closet off to his left and a door to his right, in the background he could hear all kinds of disturbing things that were very risqué, as such he decided to investigate and found Compa wrapping the lilac haired girl from earlier and as soon as he saw that he immediately closed the door.
"Nope…" He quickly put his back against the door.
He waited a few minutes until the commotion was over and done with and then he went inside the room.
"So, uh, what exactly is going on here?"
Compa looks at Odyssey with a completely innocent grin as if nothing had happened before, saying, "I was just wrapping Neptune in bandages after seeing all of her cuts and stuff…"
Odyssey had a dumbfounded look on his face and said, "I dunno what you saw but what I saw was more akin to bondage…"
Everyone was silent for a second or two before the newly named Neptune butted in and said, "Hiya, buster! I hope you liked what you saw!"
Odyssey's nose immediately gushed out two liters of blood which normally would not be humanly possible.
As Odyssey's nose gushed out all the blood he rocketed into a wall and hit his back against it.
"I'm just going to pretend that never happened" he muttered to himself.
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After everyone had calmed down, or rather after Odyssey had calmed down and his nose had stopped leaking blood. Compa, Neptune, and Odyssey had made their way down to the table and sat down across from each other.
Everyone was extremely silent due to the fact that Neptune had caused more damage than needed with her silly 'comment' and it ended up setting a more serious tone than needed for the situation.
"Oh come on guys, we can't take this fic too seriously y'know!"
Everyone just deadpanned at Neptune's statement
"Do you seriously think this is a fanfiction? Who in their right mind could come up with something so real that I can feel what's around me? If you ask me it sounds more like you're a bit of a idiot Neptune…"
Compa decided to voice her opinion right after Odyssey,
"I don't know Odyssey, it sounds like a possibility."
Odyssey just decided to smash his head into the table and then muttered,
"I'm surrounded by idiots…"
Neptune looked at him and said,
"I don't believe smashing your head against a wooden table is particularly healthy"
"Tell me…"
Pot, meet, kettle.
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As the three entered Virtua Forest, Odyssey decided to ask a rather stupid question plot-wise.
"So tell me again why we're going to Neptune's 'crash site' again?"
Neptune grinned a mischievous smirk and yelled,
"Because plot demands so! That and if we didn't the author would have our heads…"
"I don't think it's particularly healthy to smash the fourth wall to pieces like you're doing Neptune, we might end up destroying the entire world…"
"Don't worry, I saved at the last checkpoint!"
Compa smiled and said, "I believe you Neptune"
'Yep, dimwitted as ever' Odyssey thought to himself as his face showed an expression that would make one think he was dead on the inside.
As soon as everyone had quieted down three dogoo's turned around the corner and smiled a little menacingly.
"Oh yeah, monster time! I hope you're ready guys 'cause here they come!" Neptune shouted out with a big smile on her face.
Neptune went first and using her sword (wood) slashed one of the dogoo's in a V shaped pattern and ending it by slashing it into the air. Next Odyssey took his turn and pulled out his Zeusaphone which was an abomination of a tesla coil and a sousaphone and sent a few musically tuned (except their not since he doesn't know how to play the thing) lightning bolts at the second dogoo paralyzing it before it died. Compa took the next turn and shot the dogoo with her giant syringe two times before slapping it which left it with roughly 16 HP.
"Oh come on Compa you gotta try harder than that!" Neptune shouted at Compa startling the absent-minded nurse-in-training.
"Oh- Okay" Compa stuttered out nervously.
The dogoo took it's turn and body slammed itself into Compa dealing roughly 112 damage which Compa simply whimpered about.
Neptune took her turn finally and slashed the dogoo finishing it off.
"Whew, that was easier than I thought" Compa said.
Odyssey turned to Compa and said, "As far as I know there weren't monsters here a few days ago, so do you know why they're here now?"
Compa looked over to Odyssey and said, "Unfortunately no one knows why monsters keep appearing but they've been a real nuisance as of late."
"Well maybe defeating a boss monster should stop it" Neptune shouted.
"Honestly Neptune I don't think it's going to be that easy" Odyssey deadpanned.
"I don't know about that Odyssey" Compa quietly said to Odyssey.
"Compa, I highly doubt killing a boss monster is going to stop it if no one knows what's causing the monsters to show up" Odyssey said preparing to face palm.
"Oh, you worry too much, buster!" Neptune said gleefully.
"Oh, whatever, let's just get to the damn 'crash zone' before I have an aneurysm" Odyssey frowned a little at Compa and Neptune's stupidity, hopefully the next party member would be wiser than the two next to him.
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As the trio reached Neptune's crash zone, Neptune decided to point out how big of a hole her head had made in the soft earth. However, just as Neptune had said that the ground caved in from underneath them. (Their now in the generic cave from re;birth 1)
A voice resounded at this very moment and said,
"It was at this moment, the three knew they had fucked up."
Neptune and Compa dusted themselves off and then turned towards Odyssey who was freaking out over having gotten a bit of dust on his clothes.
"Oh, Odyssey, are you scared of a little dirt"
"Shut up Neptune, this is none of your business"
"Maybe I should start calling you 'princess', actually I think calling you 'Se-Se' will be more annoying now that I think about it" Neptune immediately put on her 'troll face' which was aptly dubbed the 'nep face'.
"Somehow I get the feeling I'm going to regret staying with you guys, oh wait that's right! I already am!"
Neptune didn't even catch the sarcasm that was just dripping from Odyssey's voice like blood from a nice juicy steak.
A few moments later a yellow monster that looked like a cross between a centaur and an ant appeared before the trio and picked up Compa and swung it's sword at Neptune and Odyssey.
"Yikes, I can't get injured yet, the fanfic has just started!" Neptune said as she dodged out of the way.
However Odyssey being the lazy, slow, pessimist he was, he did not get out of the way in time and rather than getting cut in two by a very dangerous looking sword, he ended up having the blade only cut off a single hair from his head, the monster then immediately swung it's free arm at Odyssey and sent him flying into a wall.
"Guh-" Odyssey's lungs forced out as the pain from being launched into a wall forced all the air out of his system and left him winded.
All the while, Neptune seemingly had a conversation with a disembodied voice and Odyssey was just thinking that he was going insane from the voice.
Neptune spoke to the disembodied voice which had called itself 'Histoire' and said,
"So all I have to do is power up to kill this 'Guard Vermin' thingie?"
The voice responded saying, "Precisely"
"Okay, and how do I do that?" Neptune said to the disembodied voice.
After a little while Neptune figured out how to run 'Hard Drive Divinity' and started whooping the monster's ass until it got a good swing in leaving Odyssey being the only one standing as he finally caught his breath.
Odyssey looked at the monster and just felt like this was 'Game Over' for him.
He knew that if he didn't do something now that the three of them would be screwed.
He held his zeusaphone staff and started muttering an incantation.
When the incantation finished the monster was left with a paralyzed status and Odyssey's level went up from level 3 to level 4.
"I guess I leveled up, huh, neat."
Since the monster was paralyzed Neptune who was in her processor form escaped from the monster's grasp along with Compa. Neptune used the opportunity to slash the monster to pieces.
As Neptune finished transforming back to her human form she said, "Well, that was tougher than needed, good thing we have the protection of being main protag's, right Odyssey?"
Odyssey was just glad Neptune hadn't used any of the nicknames yet.
"Or should I call you princess?"
Odyssey took a very serious looking stance before it was revealed that is eyes were just as red as Blanc's could get and his forehead was entirely covered with darkness (or was it dankness) showing off the bloodlust that was inside of him.
Odyssey went on a rampage attacking Neptune and showing her why you don't mess with someone who has multiple anxiety disorders.
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After Odyssey's rage had quelled he snuck off from the rest of his so called 'party' and went to planeptune's basilicom.
"One ticket to Lastation please"
-X125X-Okay, well here's the new version of it. I know I took out the awoken transformation but I feel it'd be overpowered at this point in the story so I decided we'll see it later when we really need to make things interesting.I'll be changing the description of the fanfic later to something a little less vague as it doesn't aptly describe what I wanna do with the fanfic.