Edward Elric the youngest teacher in Central College was sitting in the back of his class looking over papers he gotten over the summer. You see Edward graduated at the age of 16 and now is 18 and a teacher, he chose to be a teacher for his love of learning. He was waiting for the classroom to fill up. He looked down at his watch and saw that it was noon now so he stood up.

He started walking down the stairs and all of his students were staring at him. "Okay class let's get started I'm you teacher Mr. Elric you can call me Ed unless other teachers are around. I'm going to call out names if your name is called make some kind of noise I really don't care." Even though he loved learning he still was a kid and was very lazy. "Melisa Aelfric?" He started calling off the names. "Roy Mustang?" There came no sound and Ed nodded and continued down the list. When he was finished he started writing thing on the black chalkboard. "This is just in case someone walks in I want you to get to know me and vice versa." He finished and turned to the class. "So any questions?"

A girl in the front raised her hand as high as she could and started waving it around. Ed nodded towards her giving her the go. "How old are you?"

Ed sat in his seat and started twirling around. "I'm 18 and how old are you?"

"I'm 20." She blushed and other kids raised their hands.

"Anyone just yell out a question."

"Why is your hair long?" One boy yelled out over everyone else.

"Because I don't like haircuts."

"Do you date students?" Someone else yelled. Ed stopped and stared at his students.

"I do not date students…until they graduate." He added the last part. Just then a man walked in with black hair and sunglasses on. "Ah you must be Roy Mustang you know the next time you want to be late for my class make sure you take a shower I can smell you over here." Roy just looked at the short man in front of him with a confused look on his face.

"Are you the teacher?" Ed started to spin around in his chair again.

"Yes I am you can call me Ed but around other teachers it's Mr. Elric. Now take a seat we are asking questions."

"Are you a virgin?"

"Yes." Oh's erupted the class.

"When was your last girlfriend?" Some jock yelled from the back. Ed stopped spinning for good and crossed his arms over his chest.

"I don't date." Was all he said then the Dean walked in. "Hello Mr. Crossbow." Ed said politely.

"Hello Mr. Elric I just came to see how you were doing but it looks like you have your class under control. What are you teaching so far?" Mr. Crossbow looked at the board and read it.

"Well right now we are talking about the theory of man." Ed said standing up, the Dean nodded and walked out of the room.

"So why don't you date?"

"I never had a chance to." Ed lied he always had a chance to he just never found the right person.

"Are you straight?"

"I'm… not going to answer that. That's enough questions for today talk amongst yourselves." Ed waved his hands in the air and sat in his seat. He picked up a book he was reading last night and was about to read when something caught his eye. It was the glare off of Roy's sunglasses. He started staring, before he knew he was something hit him on the head. He saw a crumbled up piece of paper so he picked it up and read it. 'Will you go out with me I won't tell anyone?' He looked up and saw a girl wiggling her fingers at him and Ed shook his head. The girl dropped her head in disappointment. Ed just went back to reading his book.

"Roy how dare you!" Came a high voice causing Ed to raise his head.

"Riza don't yell I just don't like you anymore." Roy tried to calm down the now angry girl. Ed was going to tell them both not to raise their voices but decided it was more fun to watch. 'Brother stop hitting the man and pick up your phone.'

Everyone turned their heads to where that voice came from. "Sorry that's mine." Ed picked up his cell phone and flipped it opened. "Hello?"

"Brother Winery is yelling at me telling me to tell you not to leave you cloths on the bathroom again." Alphonse Elric Ed's younger but taller brother said.

"Well, tell her I'm sorry and put my cloths in my room. I promise by the end of this week I'm out. Also I thought I told you not to call me when I'm at work." Ed said trying to keep his voice down.

"I'm sorry Brother but she put a wrench to my head and told me to do it." Al's voice was now whispering. Ed cringed at the sight of Winery with a wrench.

"Okay well I have to go, bye." With that he hung up. "What you all staring at it was just a phone call."

"With who?" A boy asked propping his head on his hands. Ed rolled his eyes and looked around the room.

"Alright you caught me I'm gay happy now and that was my little brother." Ed threw up his hands in defeat. He looked at his watch and saw that the class was almost over. "Okay pack up your stuff and get out of my room." Everyone did as they were told and walked out of the room. "Wait Roy can you stay for a second?"

Roy rolled his eyes and stopped at Ed's desk. "What?"

"Next time you come in late don't make a scene with your girlfriend." Ed sternly said fixing his things because that was his only class of the day and of the year.

"Fine can I go now?" You could tell Roy was a little annoyed. Ed nodded and Roy walked away.

Ed got all his things ready and walked out of the room. He walked past every door and every sign and to his beat up car.

"So you're following me now." Came a voice from behind Ed making him turn around to see Roy.

"Well I am leaving don't you have any more classes?" Ed leaned up against his car so he could make conversation.

"No I slept through most of them you're my last class of the day." Roy walked slowly over to where Ed was standing.

"Oh so you going somewhere waiting for someone… what?" Ed looked at Roy in confusion as he got closer.

"I was going to go out and get some lunch but then saw you and started this conversation." Roy took another step closer.

"Cool did you just take a step closer?" Ed asked confused at his student's actions. Roy shook his head and started running away. Ed was even more confused but shook it off and got in his car and drove away.