Roxas: Hey Axel...
Axel: What is it Roxy?
Roxas: Anythaaang you can do IIII can do better!
Axel: Hah!
Roxas: I can do anything better than you!
Axel: No you can't .
Roxas: Yes I can.
Axel: No you can't.
Roxas: Yes I can! Yes I caaaaaaaaan!
Axel: Anything you can be I can be greater! Sooner or later I'm greater than you!
Roxas: No you're not.
Axel: Yes I am.
Roxas: No you're not.
Axel: Yes I am.
Roxas: No you're not!
Axel: Yes I am! Yes I aaaaam!
Axel: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.
Roxas: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
Axel: I can live on bread and cheese.
Roxas: And only on that?
Axel: Yep!
Roxas: So can a rat...
Axel: Any note you can sing I can sing higher.
Roxas: I can sing any note higher than you.
~higher and higher~
Axel: No you can't!
Roxas: Yes I can!
Axel: No you can't!
Roxas: Yes I can!
Axel: No you can't!
Roxas: Yes I can!
Axel: No you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't!
Roxas:*highest* Yes I, !
Axel: How do you sing that high?
Roxas: I'm a girl!
Axel: o.O
Roxas: Kidding! ^^
Axel: ok... Anything you can say I can say softer.
Roxas: I can say anything softer than you.
~softer and softer~
Axel: No you can't.
Roxas: Yes I can.
Axel: No you can't
Roxas: Yes I can...
Axel: No you can't
Roxas: yes I can, YES I CAAAAAN!
Axel: I can drinkmy liquor faster than a flicker.
Roxas: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker.
Axel: I can open any safe!
Roxas: Without being caught?
Axel: You bet!
Roxas: That's what I thought ya crook. -_-
Axel: Any note you can hold I can hold longer.
Roxas: I can hold any note longer than you.
~longer and longer~ (that's what she said XD)
Axel: No you can't.
Roxas: Yes I can.
Axel: No you can't.
Roxas: Yes I can.
Axel: No you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't
Roxas: Yes I can, Yes can. *get's oxygen tank*
Axel: Yes you !
Axel: Where do you keep all that air?
Roxas: Ugh...
Axel: Oh...
Axel: Anything you can say I can say faster.
Roxas: *is recover within seconds* I can say anything faster than you.
~faster and faster~ (that's what he said o.O XD)
Axel: No you can't.
Roxas: Yes I can.
Axel: Noyoucan't
Roxas: YesIcan
Axel: Noyoucan't
Roxas: YesIcan
*Jibberish*
Axel: I can jump a hurdle.
Roxas: I can wear a girdle.
Axel: I can knit a sweater.
Roxas: I can fill it better.
Axel: I. Can. Do. Most. Anything!
Roxas: Can you bake a pie?
Axel: *sweat drop* No...
Roxas: Neither can I...
Axel: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter.
Roxas: I can sing anything sweeter than you.
~sweeter and sweeter~
Axel: Noo you caaaaan't.
Roxas: Yes I, caaaaaaan.
Axel: No you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*deep*aan't
Roxas: Yes *high*I *normal* caaaaaaaan
Axel: No you caaaan't
Roxas: Yes I can
Axel: No you can't
Roxas: Oh yes I can.
~agrivated~
Axel: No you can't, can't, CAN'T
Roxas: Yes I can,can,CAN
~both at the same time~
Axel: No,
Roxas: Yes
Axel: You,
Roxas: I,
Axel: 't
Roxas:
Score: Roxas-7 Axel-6
Axel: *is in corner pissed about losing*
Roxas: *fists in the air* WOOT
Axel: F***ing song...
Roxas: ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER BIATCH! I WON!
Axel: Shut up.
Roxas: You loved it...
Axel: The hell I did... I don't like being beat like that...
Roxas: *hugs Axel* Aww, is Axel sad and pouty?
Axel: ...Maybe...
Roxas: Lemme make it better. *kisses Axel*
Axel: *Attack's Roxas and starts pedo-leeching*
Roxas: DAMNIT AXEL!