Ways To Make Shikamaru Want To Kill You.
OK, This is my first story, So plz be nice.
1.When ever he walks past mutter " Troublesome"
2. When he is asleep but a horn near his ear and blow it.
3. Ask him a random questioned like " Why do you keep your hair up?", When he answers keep saying " Why?"
4.Say Choji is fat and stand behind his back.
5. Tell him his justu is crap.
6. Set a date for him with Hinata or Tenten.
7. Tell Ino she is ugly and stand behing him.
8.Trash his room and when he asked you if you did it, Blame it on Naruto.
9. When he is fighting keep screaming " GO SHIKA-KUN"
10. Tell him he is only to fight girls, For the rest of his life.
11. Put lots of pictures of Ino in his room, Then walk in and gasp and say " Shika you perv"
12. Follow him around saying " Shikamaru, Shika, shhhhhhhhhhhiiiiikkkkaaaaaa" when he answer wink and do a cartwheel(To confuse him)
13. When he walks into a room, Gasp and get on one knee and say " Honor the great pineapple".
14. Ask him on a date and when he turns up leave him alone with Ino.(Wait he might not kill you, He might thank you, But anyway)
15. Out smart him in a game, Then say " Pch, IQ of 200, Ya don't think so"(This one might be impossible but you can try).
Hope you like them, I know it is short but i tried, Anyway please R&R.