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"Arty, why is it so hard for two attractive, smart women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?"
I rolled my eyes. I looked over towards the man that caught my eye last semester. "Well, guys like that already have boyfriends." I pointed at the one I wish was mine: Wally West. He is once again with his boyfriend Dick. Dick is on my spot. Well, the spot I wish I owned. Wally's lap.
"Get over him. He's too gay to be straight. He wouldn't know where to stick the dick."
"Girl, you right. When you right you right. But, he is so sexy. And he a good man. So a gal can dream of ending up with the redheaded cocksucker."
"I don't think he's the cocksucker." We giggled as we watched Dick kiss Wally's neck. "But, why you want a gay man to go straight? This is free gay tv right here. If you ask me. Man girl, how you not wet right now?"
"Because I am boiling. That boy is licking my man."
"Let us come back down to reality. That boy is licking his own man. Because if that green-eyed god was your man, you'd put your foot in that boy- deep. You'd be the reason he gone straight. He would be like, nah. nope. Crazy bitch ruined anal for me." And we laughed. This is how our lunch break has been since last semester when I first spotted Wally West. I instantly fell in love with that man only to find out he's gay. My luck. "Now Arty. Let us go find the boys."
"Hey, Kaldur. You seen the girls yet?" I asked. He doesn't look as chipper as he normally does.
"No, Connor. Not yet."
"The girls must still be discussing them faggots."
Kaldur sighed. "You know the girls will bite your head off for calling them that."
I shrugged my shoulders. It's not new. "I'm shaking in my kicks. Now, will you tell me why you look so glum? That chick still giving you issues?"
"Yeah. I sometimes think life would be much better without women."
I chuckled and wrapped an arm around his shoulders. "Buddy, if we didn't have women in our life… Well, life would be a pain in the ass- literally." He pushed me away. "Come on bro. You becoming The Gay on me?"
"Connor. Just… leave me alone."
"Nope. Never leave a friend in need. That's what I say."
"You're trying to make me feel better by knocking down gay people. What if I'm gay? What if I had a dick up my ass before I came to the cafeteria. Maybe I got fucked in the bathroom. I can cottage."
I started laughing. He can cottage. That was something that I didn't need to know. "Well..." I choose to just make a safe joke. "Anal intercourse is for assholes." Much safer than what I wanted to say. I winked and poked him in the chest. I got a chuckle out of him. Success. "Listen. If you're gay, I'll love you just the same. But because you're not, let me live my homophobic lifestyle. I'm content this way. Why change me if there's no reason? There is no reason, right?"
He rolled his eyes and softly slugged me in the arm. "No. There isn't a reason buddy."
"So…" My lovely boyfriend started. Well, here it comes. Everyday. "Wally, when are you going to tell your dad about us?" God. I swear. Dick is going to be the death of me. Literally. Because if my dad found out I was gay, he'd murder me.
"Dick. We have been over this multiple times. I'll tell him when the time is right. Can't we just spend one day without this discussion." I tried to pull him closer to me. But, he jumped off my lap. He looked mad.
"No. We can't. I hate being this secretive. I'm not your friend. I am your boyfriend. I don't like you addressing me as your friend Dick when I visit your home."
"When we go to Barry's house I address you properly."
He stomped his foot. "Barry's house is not your house. Barry isn't your father. I want my possible father in law to know that I am your boyfriend."
I sighed. I have to do something. This is getting old. So I stood up and grabbed his hands. "I love you, Dick. If this is that important to you, we can tell my father together." He was thrilled. He wrapped his arms around me.
The truth is I need him there. Hopefully with a witness there my dad won't kill me. Hopefully, my Uncle Barry loves me enough to let me live in his home. Hopefully, he doesn't mind ectoplasm because I might be a ghost.
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