Chapter One- The Plot and The Plan
"Is that them?
"They're so far away!"
"They look like midgets"
"Well, we're midgets."
"We better hurry ourselves up anyway!
"Move over."
"Hurry up!"
"Pull that big metal thing off!"
"Did you just stand on my toes?!"
"Maybe…"
"You always bloody do that!"
"Remind me why are we doing this again?"
"Because we're flesh-eating mongoose from the isles of Prague."
"Makes sense…"
"Oh! Look at them! Fletchy is so hot! So bloody handsome!"
"Druna shut up! That's Flaring's line!"
"Well excuse me for having feelings for more than three unfictional characters, Shakra!"
"Is that even a word?"
"Microsoft word processor doesn't think so."
"Wow sucks."
"Shush girls! Shut your lips! Here they come! Lets go and hide in those three conveniently placed wheely bins by those bushes."
"Yes sir!"
"Yes, Master!"
Three strange and strangely dressed girls hurried swiftly towards three bins and quickly scrambled into one each, closing the lids over their black haired, orange haired and messy brown haired heads.
An hour and a half later, hidden in bins that lacked of oxygen and fan fiction…
"I think their gone!"
"Really?! Yay!"
"I swear there's crab in here…"
Three girls, that went by many names, scrambled out of their bins and linked arms, immediately beginning to skip and sing loudly.
They happily hopped over the man hole that they had opened an hour ago to trap either Skull-man, Tanith, Val or Fletchy, and continued to sing even more loudly this time.
Somewhere a crab began to dance…
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Hey dudes!
This is my way into the Skull-man community! Yay! This is my idea by the way (Despite Flaring probably stealing it!)
However, I do not own anything else (Well…Fletcher…no no! Shut up! ): ), the Godliness himself, Derek Landy does.
Yes, the awesome guy who lives with the badgers that has a phone (a phone number of which I shall steal from Shakra. She actually has his mother's number!) and who occasionally talks to me on bebo.
I have been an obsessive fan of Skulduggery Pleasant the second it came out! The books are quite rightly awesome and I should just shut up now!
Signed,Faithfully
Druna Malgood